Purr bird

A pervert because it gives the impression of them as they arelly are, someone who loves sex and pleasure and most people and is an all around nice person. They reject society's values because they know there stupid and as a result can have amazing sexual aventures and people in the know wish they were them.

He's a purr bird.

by The Fury 13 January 7, 2011

Puerto Rican Sewage Cleaner

In 1804, Several peasants in Germany were revolting against their dictator because he was being a big turkey. They decided that the Americans in America were not helping them enough with there potatos, so they overthrew their king dictator guy, and they went to America with their potatos and hit some Americans. The Americans, out of anger, threw apples at the Germans, who, ironically, were powered up by apples by 7 points! The Americans lost against the Germans, but luckily, since the Germans weren't American, they lost by default. The Americans then took all their apples and renamed them Puerto Rican Sewage Cleaners.

Hey! You there! Yea you ya turkey! Give her the'old Puerto Rican Sewage Cleaner!

by Commander Turkey February 19, 2011

puerto rican kumquat

when a white guy shits on a puerto rican while having sex with a woman

"Man, last night was so sweet. I did the best puerto rican kumquat ever."

by captain deeze March 3, 2012

Puerto Rican Style

Upside down with a fork in the mouth.

"There wasn't much room in the booth, so we had to fuck puerto rican style."

"He was too lazy to sit up so he just laid there puerto rican style while I gave him a bj."

by Dash R1prock December 18, 2012

purrcolator

a cat who purrs like a percolator.

Cat: purrrrrrPURRRRpurrrrrPURRpurrrr....
Human: what a purrcolator.

*its largely a volume thing

by Al87 June 17, 2013

puretrolleum

the substance both generated by and needed to fuel trolling.

"that fuck runs on puretrolleum, ignore him."
"I was looking to refill my puretrolleum reserves so I posted about ___ on facebook."

by godlyzombie September 14, 2013

purrimeter

The distance from a cat where they sense you and begin purring, even without being touched.

When anyone sits or places a hand anywhere from 2 feet to 6 inches of our cat, Rou, he begins purring like a chainsaw. We've broken or reached his purrimeter.

by 1000percent May 18, 2014