pocket pleaser

A small sex toy (vibrator) used by women.

Thatcher faced public derision when she dropped her handbag during the Remembrance Day service and out fell her pocket pleaser.

by Dunky Oggins November 19, 2003

hot pocket

name for a pastry that took after the pop tart. except it is filled with nasty meat. It can only be served 2 ways;
1. Warm outside, frozen inside.
2. boiling lava hot, will destroy your mouth.
usually given to patients suffering from constipation.

Hey Travis, would you like a hot pocket?
NO!

by Eric Franz January 18, 2007

Pocket-Call

When you re-dial the last number called on your cell phone because the send button got pressed in your pants pocket (or purse).

Freind 1: Hey I just got a pocket-call from Jim. He and Mary were talking about how awful your potato salad was this afternoon.

Friend 2: Really? I'm gonna text Jim and tell him his wife dresses like a skank.

by bronx bandit April 15, 2009

Pocket Jesus

A mini Jesus Christ, very simple. Blessing's in the front of ones pants.

Hey check out my pocket jesus.

by Tyler November 17, 2004

pocket rockets

Small devices which were invented around WWII era. They were built to look like pens, but are actually small missles that propel themselves through the air, hopefully landing in the eye of an opposing human.

Jorge F. Sanchez was killed using pocket rockets.

by Strick August 21, 2006

Hot Pocket

When the person you have sleeping over shits in your fold out sleeper couch, doesn't clean it up, and folds the couch back up without telling you.

I'm not friends with Rob anymore.
Why?
He made a hot pocket with my fold out couch.

by xJcalx April 17, 2010

prison pocket

a genital orifice when used for smuggling of contraband ; for females, either the vagina or anus is used, while obviously just the sphincter option is available for men.

just stuff this sack in your prison pocket before you go through security

by ubermilf August 30, 2016