V.P.I.L.F.

Vice President I'd Like To Fuck

Sarah Palin is a V.P.I.L.F.

by Jmaccobo October 21, 2008

Fagnum P.I

The gay alternative for a cool cop that has a very rowdy mustache.

Your a cop and have a mustache, ...Fagnum P.I

by Poot Machine September 24, 2011

p.i.

public intoxication

Pi: "I don't want to go to jail for p.i. officer"
officer: "well you were publicly intoxicated so you are going to jail sir."

by smokinrobocop February 24, 2011

U.P.I

Unidentifiable Party Injury

Upon waking from a night of partying, you find one perhaps two bumbs, bruises, scratches, or bites and are not completely certain of there origin

Partygoer#1: Wow!! What the hell happened last? I am riddled with U.P.I

by JoD CoD February 18, 2009

P.I.L.F.

Poppa I'd Like to Fuck, could also be used as D.I.L.F. or F.I.L.F. (Daddy or Father, respectively).

I was damn sexy before, but now that my baby was born I'm a P.I.L.F.

by Gr8Ralphy4u October 22, 2006

S.P.I.C.

S.P.I.C. stands for Spanish Person In Control

Hey, puta, I'm the S.P.I.C. around here! Now shut your ass up!

by letitdie153 June 3, 2007

Magnum P.I.

when you fill a magnum condom with urine and slap someone in the face with it.

I gave my girlfriend a Magnum P.I. last night.

by Donald O'Connel October 8, 2009