muff eater

Justinsane does to your 16 year old daughter. Oh and uses it as a screen name. Muff eater is the act of eating muff (unshaved pussy) I would imagine underage girls would have muffs. Too bad they don't keep the bad people away. I tried to help her. I couldn't than.
I can now.
My last relationship was melancholy. My Justin enjoyed fixin jibblets of my mail mans high school daughter. He found her using muff eater as a screen name. He's so uncouth. I warned him it was in poor taste but 45 year old men will be 45 year old men. So I waited 6 months dug a hole 6 feet deep in this spot we used to go, pretty romantic if you ask me, that's where you can visit him.
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Muff-Martyr

One who promotes their homosexuality to advance their popularity, celebrity status, or political gain.
That one muff-martyr that played "Doogie Howser" was back in the news today:
by Bulldog fan October 14, 2016
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muff nuzzler

The soft, nose-driven caress of a vagina post-cunnilingus during the waning stages of an orgasm. Usually shared among lesbians.
I never took Debra to be a muff nuzzler, but Goddamn, she surely knows how to nuzzle a muff.
by Smashleigh0713 September 11, 2018
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Cock Muffs

My cock muffs are hurting me today he really drilled me last night
by # Sally from The Valley June 10, 2018
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Seedy muff

A vagina which has been freshly ejaculated upon. Read: A pussy covered in jizz.
Girl 1: So how was the sex?
Girl 2: Not great, he gave me a seedy muff without permission.
by BrideOfSithis January 18, 2017
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Muff Cabbage

A term from the latest south park episode, "It's a Jersey Thing". It basically means vagina. Pussy.

But, don't expect it to make sense. It's... it's a jersey thing.
Her muff cabbage smells like rotting fish...
by CosmicEggplant October 16, 2010
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muff dagger

get your leg open love, make room for me muff dagger
by algarve dave December 14, 2004
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