mustachazzle

What your face might look like after satisfying your vagazzled lady.

Everyone knows Jimmy's girlfriend is vagazzled based on his mustachazzle this morning.

by jaminique June 14, 2014

mastache

A woman sporting a naturally-growing mustache. Unless your really into that sort of thing, it is not attractive.

Joel: Denise, I don't know how to tell you this, but your mastache needs to go. Everyone sees it and well, it's thicker than what I can grow. Can't you at least bleach it?
Denise: Shut up, Joel! You love it. Wanna mastache ride?
Joel: You know I do!!!

by von groovy June 1, 2017

Moustache

A type of facial hair that makes men look weird.

Girl 1:Omg he would look better without a moustache
Girl 2:I know

by Joker's girl 2 0 0 8 October 12, 2017

Filthy Moustache

The act of trimming pubic hair off his/her genatal area and gluing it under the nose creating a filthy curly moustache.

Brad was so drunk when he past out last night so I gave him a filthy moustache!

by Rodney L July 27, 2011

Tooth Moustache

When pubic hair gets stuck in someones braces while giving oral. This makes it a lot less horny.

H: yesterday S gave me a bj but my pubes got stuck in her braces
A: LOL! she got a tooth moustache

by @[][]!# February 21, 2013

pussy moustache

Hitler style bush of hair above the lips after puss- scaping.

Thought I as getting with the Furor when I went down on her. Had that Pussy Moustache hovering under my nose. Gave her my best "Seig Heil"!

by JjjjjjjjjjjjJosh January 4, 2017

Manav’s moustache

A horrifying moustache that terrifies most young children

That’s very Manav’s moustache

by Shark and May 9, 2019