the_mustached 

it is a Moroccan @ nickname, which defines a man who loves boobs a lot.
Another definition: the mustached man is a man who appreciates the art that the woman's body gives off

Are you the kind of man like the_mustached man ?

the_mustached by chiwa7d May 11, 2021

don't touch the mustache 

This is the easy way to remember how to say "your welcome" in Japanese "don't touch the mustache" (dou itashimashite)

"arigatou" (thank you) " Don't touch the mustache" (your welcome)

don't touch the mustache by TJStoner September 7, 2007

The Mustache Gang 

A renowned gang of utter literate genius' who ruled the interweb with their witty banter and awfully good spelling!

Dude 1: hai have u hurrrd of the mustache gang?

Dude 2: naw blud whos they thn?!

Dude 1: awww man they were the most epically clever amazing awesome people online ever in the whole wide WURLD.

Dude 2: Word.

The Mustache Gang by Streetamus Crimius January 14, 2010

Painted the mustache 

A cheeks to cheeks passing of gas straight over the face of some unsuspecting victim.

Sitting relaxing and all unawares, Casey suddeny took a massive methane face load when bean-powered Baily spun and painted the mustache as he passed.

Painted the mustache by Dropping Deuces of 262 December 13, 2012

Putting the mustache on the unicorn 

When you send a phrase to urban dictionary from three different accounts to get it published

My definition wasn't good enough so I'm putting the mustache on the unicorn

Putting the mustache on the unicorn by WillyDickCox April 11, 2015

sky is blue while the mustache frowns 

To get high.

"Hey, Justin is so sky is blue while the mustache frowns."

sky is blue while the mustache frowns by VinylTape July 24, 2009

THE mustache ride 

Getting an invite for a party to celebrate the awesome that is the mustache on FaceBook and receiving hundreds of replies because the concept of reply to sender is difficult to grasp for some. Trolling and hilarity ensues, in that order.

FB_User_nosenseofhumor:

Okay, but what do we do about the annoying messages on our computers? It's still annoying, and there's no obvious way not to get them.

FB_User_regularperson:

Ha ha ha ha! You just had THE mustache ride!

THE mustache ride by Doc_knows October 6, 2010