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Signal Mountain Middle High School

Signal Mountain Middle High School is a Middle/High school located in Signal Mountain, Tennessee. More than 1350 are enrolled. 98% of the school consists of White Republican families that make over $200,000 in their household per year. To be considered decent by the school, you must have Social Media along with a fancy iPhone. The teachers have high expectations. They expect you to study for 9+ hours everyday. The teachers also make sure to give you lots of homework so you have to be locked up in your room studying instead of doing things you enjoy. If you have anything wrong with you, skin wise, looks wise, etc. they will make sure to destroy you will insults about it. No matter how much to try to make yourself decent, they will still insult you. If you are a decent person and not a social outcast, you will be welcomed.
Since my parents don't make $200,000 a year, I can't attend Signal Mountain Middle High School.
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Mayor of Bullshit Mountain 

AKA Bill O'Reilly of the O'Reilly Factor on Fox News. Jon Stewart introduced this concept of Bullshit Mountain in a debate between Stewart and O'Reilly. After introducing that notion, Jon Stewart defined Bill O'Reilly as the Mayor of the Bullshit Mountain.
Guess who's gonna be the Mayor of Bullshit Mountain? Bill O'Reilly!!!

The Mountain Goats 

The Mountain Goats is a Durham, North Carolina-based band, led by American singer-songwriter John Darnielle. Darnielle began recording in 1991, and is known for his highly literate lyrics and (until 2002) his lo-fi recording style.1 The Mountain Goats' recent members have comprised the core trio of Darnielle, Peter Hughes on bass guitar, and Jon Wurster on drums.
"Have you heard the new The Mountain Goats album?"

"Nah Man"

"Check it out it's sweet"

people mountain people sea 

It means there are a lot of people in some place, very crowded. usually describe a big event, a scene.

the word comes from Chinese idiom. it is a Chinese English word. just like "long time no see"
The parade is great, there is people mountain people sea.

Rocky Mountain Barking Spiders 

A "something" on which to blame farts.
Rather than accept blame for farting(noisily), one exclaims that they had witnessed a creature in close proximity by invoking it's name and looking behind.

Interchangeable with local fauna.
FFRRRTTTTT...
"OH! Darn Rocky Mountain Barking Spiders sneaking up on me again."

Fist Mountain 

Fist Mountian is a sexual term utilize to identify a certain type of double fist penetration. Fist Mountain can be created by clasping your hands together and intertwining opposing fingers, to make the shape of a "mountain".
Jackie couldn't believe that John expected her to visit Fist Mountain on their first date, although she was happy to ablige him with simple anal sex.
Fist Mountain by Dman5000 November 9, 2011

Bullshit Mountain

a.k.a. Fox News, a right-wing propaganda network that gets fact-checked every night by Jon Stewart and his writers at The Daily Show. Broadcasters and pundits on this network tend to think that President Obama is a Socialist who does not care how much debt he unloads on the country while completely ignoring the fact that he inherited the worst financial crisis since the Great Depression.
When Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, and other pundits at Bullshit Mountain said Mitt Romney's comments disparaging 47 percent of Americans as lazy freeloaders, Jon Stewart reminded us that these people include veterans, the elderly, and the working poor.
Bullshit Mountain by DEA302 December 1, 2013