lactard

a person who is lactose intolerant

"Babu do you want to get some ice cream?" "Sorry Jasminda, I cant eat ice cream - Im a lactard."

by Babu May 19, 2003

lactomongulate

To destroy the open half of the milk carton so badly that you are forced to use the ILLEGAL side.

I was so thirsty and trying to get into my drink that i fucked up the side saying "Open Here" . I was forced to lactomongulate the illegal side!

by Bradis February 20, 2008

lacto coagulation

when the grated parmesan cheese gets all clogged up in the cheese dispenser at Pizza Hut

How old is this crap? Doesn't anyone clean these hole grates out? The lid has lacto coagulation and nothing is coming out no matter how hard I shake it!

by HEPchi July 1, 2009

Lackogiggedy

1.A Lack of sexual intercourse in ones life.
2.When your significant other is not doing their bedroom duties.

Man 1: Whats wrong with Gabe? He's been really irritated lately.

Man 2:Oh he's suffering from lackogiggedy, don't worry he'll be fine!

by Captain Cowhand December 18, 2009

LackAholic

Someone who is always drinking, but lacks the money to buy alcohol.

Billy: Can you explain how it is that Pete goes out at least four nights a week to drink, yet he doesn't have any money?

Paul: I have no idea how the LackAholic does it.

by strEt-Ys December 13, 2010

lacting up

When a breastfeeding woman's breasts are bothering her as in being sore or uncomfortable in any way due to milk production.

My wife's left breast has been sore and not producing enough milk for baby these last few days. I wish it would stop lacting up so that I don't have to hear her whine anymore.

by Apexkilla December 23, 2010

Lachflashing

laughing the whole time extremly loud.

He was lachflashing while watching some Chris Rock clip on youtube.

by Specataculus October 12, 2010