Obnoxiously innocent, highly religious and curious girls who flirt incessantly, but don't ever, ever put out.
Ever.
Ever.
Joe: "Hey John did you see Courtney over there kissing Kelly?"
John: "Yea man, they're horny as shit, and thats why I'm here!"
Joe: "Good luck man, thats some Jesus Beaver right there. You don't have a chance."
John: "Yea man, they're horny as shit, and thats why I'm here!"
Joe: "Good luck man, thats some Jesus Beaver right there. You don't have a chance."
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Mom: " SWEET JESUS CINNAMON TITS! "
Guy 1: " Dude listen to this awesome song "
Guy 2: " SWEET JESUS CINNAMON TITS IT'S RICK ROLL YOU BITCH! "
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The best private school in Tampa, Florida. The school consists of 680 young men who are athletic, intelligent, and downright sexy. Females flock to Jesuit events in hopes on finding a dominant male mating partner. Jesuit consistenly sends kids to college unlike other schools such as Tampa Catholic and Plant.
"Wow, not only is that Jesuit Tampa guy hot, but he's going somewhere in life. I want to carry his children."
by Joe Sabin October 29, 2009
Get the Jesuit Tampa mug.A girl that has lived her entire life without being able to find her name on one single key chain or mug that you find at an amusement park unless it has been custom made: Yet is not offended because she is such a kind and understanding person that avoids conflict and decides to pretend that her name is just that special.
However she is as unique as her name with all the right personality quirks to go along with crazy mind that she will hide till you get to know her.
If you ever find a Jesslyn of your own you need to keep her close: she is a rare breed, which you will never realize you love so much until you let her run wild.
However she is as unique as her name with all the right personality quirks to go along with crazy mind that she will hide till you get to know her.
If you ever find a Jesslyn of your own you need to keep her close: she is a rare breed, which you will never realize you love so much until you let her run wild.
"shhhhh..... be very very quiet we're hunting Jesslyns."
"damn I miss Jesslyn."
"I like pie! Say it Jesslyn."
"damn I miss Jesslyn."
"I like pie! Say it Jesslyn."
by yeahthatone18 December 17, 2008
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Popularised by the movie 'The Hangover'
Popularised by the movie 'The Hangover'
1. Quote from The Hangover: "Let's go handsome, come on. Not you, Fat Jesus!"
2. Eric: "Hey, look at that rotund beardy guy over there"
Ralph: "Yeh, he's a total Fat Jesus"
3. Jack Black is sometimes a Fat Jesus
2. Eric: "Hey, look at that rotund beardy guy over there"
Ralph: "Yeh, he's a total Fat Jesus"
3. Jack Black is sometimes a Fat Jesus
by desperate_d January 9, 2010
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