jizz-rag

1. a cloth or rag used to clean up semen

2. a foolish, contemptible person

Don't try to guilt trip me you jizz-rag.

jizz-rag by The Return of Light Joker April 20, 2012

Jizz boy 

A jizz boy is someone who comes last in an organised competition

This year Baz will be Jizz boy

Jizz boy by Stan Tag May 13, 2006

Jizz Dam 

When receiving fellatio and your partner unintentionally covers your penis hole with their tongue at the moment of ejaculation, causing extreme jizz backup and pain.

Last night I was getting some dome off that new slut in town Suzy and that slore caused a jizz dam of epic proportions.

Jizz Dam by Robby Raikes May 15, 2006

Jizz on my jacket 

masterbating with you best friends jacket then releasing all your jizz on the hood, buttons and back of your friends jacket.

paul gave me his jacket so i took it to the toilet and jizzed all over it because i have a crush on his wide ass!
then paul walked in

"dude why did u Jizz on my jacket"

Jizz on my jacket by chris1984 May 20, 2009

Jizz Lung 

Jizz Lung is a serious illness of the lungs resulting from prolonged exposure to aerosol jizz particles. Those afflicted often experience death and pain. Its treatment carries added risks, such as Napkin Lung. Jizz Lung is not communicable.

Gene Wilder was long a silent sufferer of Jizz Lung before succumbing to its fatal embrace in 2001.

I would not hang out at Russell's house if I were you; you might catch Jizz Lung.

Jizz Lung by Adonis Whinny Cole September 15, 2008

jizz for brains 

when someone is really retarded, it is said they have jizz for brains.

wow that crack ho must have jizz for brains having baked her skull with rock.

jizz for brains by butt man December 7, 2005

jizz elf 

a very small and disturbing creature who enjoys sucking penis and taking it up the ass

brett highland is a huge jizz elf

jizz elf by jim mcartney January 27, 2007