by Jflacko February 03, 2020
Hey Jackie you look nice in that dress tonight!
Well dean , I've actually got Austioperosis and and increasing scyzopheria so that I'm starting to look for comfort in necrophilia
*shmack* nice!
Well dean , I've actually got Austioperosis and and increasing scyzopheria so that I'm starting to look for comfort in necrophilia
*shmack* nice!
by Absolute belta May 16, 2017
by Draveeeennn November 07, 2022
A nice guy is anybody who believes that if one person shows another person of the opposite gender any small gesture of niceness, the first person is absolutely interested romantically/sexually and both persons absolutely should date/smash.
This can go both ways: a nice guy buying a girl flowers and so now she owes him sex; or a girl touching a nice guy's arm and that means she's in love with him.
This can go both ways: a nice guy buying a girl flowers and so now she owes him sex; or a girl touching a nice guy's arm and that means she's in love with him.
Nice guy: I guess being nice and being myself is a curse for girls.
Girl: It's probably the whining on FaceBook and the "I'm nice so fuck me" attitude, actually.
Girl: It's probably the whining on FaceBook and the "I'm nice so fuck me" attitude, actually.
by niceguydefinition May 21, 2022
"why won't you date me? I'm a nice guy.
You're just a fucking whore, nobody will ever love you like me. You are such a bitch"
You're just a fucking whore, nobody will ever love you like me. You are such a bitch"
by Trainy Mc trainface July 20, 2019
by Dani Shelby February 21, 2022
Also known as “Milkshakism”, is an ethereal movement started in Somerset, massachusetts (which also makes it the only interesting thing to come from this shitty fucking town) based on the birdflesh song by the same name. The movements prime goal is to change the world by the molecular level to a milkshake, creating a sweet and cool paradise out of earth.
Milkshake is nice
But not in my eyes
Only in my mouth and soul
I want the taste
All the time
Milkshake is not a crime
I like milkshake, I like it a lot
Strawberry flavour, slowly we rot
Fresh fruit, milk and cream
Like an ever flowing stream
I like it sweet, not too thick
Without a shake, I get sick
Cool milkshake in a pool
Swim and drink, don’t go to school
Milkshake is nice
But not in my eyes
Only in my mouth and soul
I want the taste
All the time
Milkshake is not a crime
I like milkshake, I like it a lot
Strawberry flavour, slowly we rot
Fresh fruit, milk and cream
Like an ever flowing stream
I like it sweet, not too thick
Without a shake, I get sick
Cool milkshake in a pool
Swim and drink, don’t go to school
Happy soul equals happy life
Share a shake with your wife
True beauty in the cream
But it can’t compete with you Jolene
But not in my eyes
Only in my mouth and soul
I want the taste
All the time
Milkshake is not a crime
I like milkshake, I like it a lot
Strawberry flavour, slowly we rot
Fresh fruit, milk and cream
Like an ever flowing stream
I like it sweet, not too thick
Without a shake, I get sick
Cool milkshake in a pool
Swim and drink, don’t go to school
Milkshake is nice
But not in my eyes
Only in my mouth and soul
I want the taste
All the time
Milkshake is not a crime
I like milkshake, I like it a lot
Strawberry flavour, slowly we rot
Fresh fruit, milk and cream
Like an ever flowing stream
I like it sweet, not too thick
Without a shake, I get sick
Cool milkshake in a pool
Swim and drink, don’t go to school
Happy soul equals happy life
Share a shake with your wife
True beauty in the cream
But it can’t compete with you Jolene
by Milkshake is nice August 31, 2019