Inchworm

A teeny tiny penis that you can't do NOTHING with. no orgies with this one ladies.

Marcy: My cousin Jonah has an inchworm. He has had it all the 15 years of his life and it never grows.

Percy: Where did he get that? i once caught a caterpillar and it only lasted a few days. Maybe i pet it too much....it was so cute though... Does Jonah ever pet his inchworm?

Marcy: who ho ho ohhh ya. He pets it ALL the time... but nothing ever happens...Its just too small.

Percy: Really? He has had his inchworm for 15 years, but he never grows and is really tiny?

Marcy: You got that right.

by i sneak into your room at nite July 14, 2009

50 inch nigga

African American with a large penis, or an African American who is brave.

When, Tyrone stood up to his slave master, he had 50 inch nigga written all over his chest.

by SwagLowMuffins April 22, 2014

inchie

THE hottest bloke in the nightclub

like oh my god shazza that guy is such an inchie!!

by amadeo November 24, 2006

Itchygina

an itch on the INSIDE of your vagina that u have to scratch to get rid of otherwise it burns

guy: MMMM.. u dont hav to do tht, i can finger you.

girl: no u horny fuck i have an itchygina and im scratching it foo!

by the person who is givin a deff August 5, 2008

Inches In Falling

A great hard rock band from Massachusetts with a great CD.

www.myspace.com/inchesinfalling

"Who sings that song, Lose Your Mind?"

"It's Inches In Falling!"

by Dr. Walker August 26, 2009

itchy green beard

An exclamation made when someone is clearly lying. This statement is accompanied by the stroking of an imaginary green beard and a quizzical look on ones face.

Friend: "Dude, I slept with Olivia Wilde last night!"

You: "Yeah and I'm stroking my itchy green beard"

by moist101 January 21, 2011

itchy salsa

when you poop and dont wipe good enough, after effects 'itchy salsa'

Chandler exited the bathroom with an upset face, then proclaimed "we ran out of toilet paper, now i have itchy salsa!"

by burgerlurker February 10, 2015