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Governmentard

A Governmentard is one who legislates poorly or not at all, and the laws he/she puts into effect(or fails to put into effect) tend to harm the governed.

Alternately, the governmentard can be one who legislates solely to keep office, or keep others from staying in office. The best way to be sure that you have identified a governmentard is to determine whether or not they have any useful purpose in government, whatsoever. If they are useless or detrimental, then you have yourself a prime example of a governmentard.
Example 1: The House Republicans in July 2011 are total governmentards- their proposed legislation which they have artificially connected to the debt ceiling, which they can't even agree upon, threatens the financial future of the globe, and everyone knows their sole purpose is to keep Obama from being reelected.

Example 2: John Boner(a fictitious character not to be confused with anyone in office, past or present) is a prime governmentard- he will damage our country just so the Republican party can inherit the earth. Have they considered what it is that they will inherit?
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Govtard

Meaning anyone who is of a government organisation or institution who trolls around on the net thinking they're some how influencing the internet climate!
HI Timmy is that a Govtard trolling on your Facebook page!?
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governor's call

n. A last hope of salvation from a dreadful end. Originally a last-minute reprieve from an execution but now a generic term.

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The election Tuesday may ruin America no matter who wins.

Yeah. The only thing that can save us now is a governor's call.

And just who would the "governor" be in this case?

I do not know. God? George Washington? Putin? I am not a Poli-Sci major.
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Government

A stupid organized group of people ruling over everyone's lives in a specific area.
The Government had fucked us over again.
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Gove

A particularly budget cocaine that is the only 2% pure, 3% rat poison, 30% laxative and 50% Novocain. Difficult to stomach and prone to making you talk shite. Typically found on the streets of Westminster. Too much may turn your hair piss-yellow.
What you looking for? Got some high quality primo stuff”

“Nah I gotta take it easy tonight, have a budget committee in the morning, just give us a Gove”
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