dick goggles

When a guy who's normally ugly, or a huge douchebag, or otherwise unappealing starts to look that damn good because you want his dick that badly. It's probably not even good dick, or he doesn't know to use it, you just crave it because you know the guy's willing to let you have it. Of course, you're regretting it as soon as you both walk through the door of your bedroom.

C: I cannot believe I fucked David. But DAMN I was so horny for his little chode.
K: You had your dick goggles on, didn't you?

by real.calien January 25, 2009

Gogle

To walk into any store and take what rightfully belongs to you: everything.

Friend #1: Dude, we gotta gogle some beers tonight for the woods at Camp Wilton.

Friend #2: Totally. Right after we gogle some books from Borders in downtown Saratoga.

by stolenbaby February 25, 2011

Gogeta

a perfect man, someone who everyone looks up to or is flattered to be called.

That man is a perfect example of greatness in humanity, he is a gogeta.

by Fnchst June 14, 2003

Beard Goggles

When a man seems really attractive, simply by virtue of having a beard. Usually this pertains to people who otherwise are nothing special to look at.

Dude, Derek Anderson is so not hot. Take off those beard goggles.

by Pogonophile December 1, 2010

fear goggles

What you're looking through the morning after you wore beer goggles and had a one night stand.

I must have been pretty drunk last night, because the girl I woke up with looked totally awful through my fear goggles.

by Ben Frey May 17, 2006

arabian eye goggles

Putting your balls over her eyes and then dotting her forehead with your asshole. Hence arabian goggles

She was feeling home sick so I gave her the old Arabian eye goggles.

by Big Pimpin January 16, 2004

Gogy

A man who sleeps the literary everything important or just in general.

Also could be twitch streamer Georgenotfound 👁👁

Friend: "God, you're such a gogy."

by Sleeping_Styx June 4, 2021