Armadillo in my prayer garden

When a guy performs oral sex on a woman.

Girl A: (texts girl B) "what are you doing? "
Girl B: "sorry, can't talk now, there's an armadillo in my prayer garden. "

by JennDubs1 August 6, 2011

Drag it through the garden

The act of applying vegetables to one's sandwhich or burger without specifiying which ones in particular.

Gary: What do you want on your burger?

Bob: Whatever, just drag it through the garden..

Gary: Fag..

by Highlytrained Hound May 4, 2014

Over the garden wall

A metaphor for “having/had a near-death experience”.

Person 1: “where were you?? You missed the exam!”
Person 2, fresh outta the hospital: “Oh, I was just over the garden wall. But I came back!”

by M•A•R•S November 7, 2022

Avant-Garde

People who just don't give a Fuck.
"A Waste."

they go against what is onsidered the "Norm"
and partake in true innovativeness.
they are not a stereotype. only few people are truly "Avant Garde" in the true sense of the term.

Jenny tried to be Avant-Garde but she did not have a single original thought in her head.

by M.A.V January 9, 2010

sound garden

a club in jersey where wannabe guidos and guidettes gather 'round in a circle and form a frolic battle

My friends an I are going to sound garden and gonna frolic hardcore.

by bella jenn [to the m-a-x-x-x] April 10, 2007

Sapphic garden

An eloquent term for a slightly hairy Vagina (flangina)

I did some weeding in her Sapphic Garden.

by Ewen and Claire May 6, 2006

zen garden

Someone's downstairs area that is so frequently shaved, they aquire small bumps or prickly hairs. The bumps/hairs are the "pebbles" of the zen garden. Zen gardens are common amungst inexpierienced teenage girls and anyone so OCD about their pubes.

Guy: Ow! Your area's scratchy!

Girl: Sorry, I just shaved.
Guy: Again? Jesus. You have such a zen garden.

by Elmerrr:] February 8, 2010