fever sweats

A condition characterized by an inability to function in the clinic due to debilitating fever and profuse sweating.

Frequently seen in ophthalmology residents who see patient's on-call after 12:00 a.m.

A common side effect of fever sweats is temporary hearing loss and the inability to hear your morning alarm.

Often, fever sweats will resolve spontaneously without any treatment. Once resolved, the person will feel back to baseline as if nothing happened.

The long-term sequelae of fever sweats is a weirdly sensation that lasts up to 3 years from the onset of fever sweats.

Signs and symptoms of fever sweats usually manifest during the resident's post-call day

The etiology of fever sweats is unknown, but is more common in highly intelligent ophthalmology residents with advanced degrees e.g. MD, PhD
"I have fever sweats and didn't wake up to my alarm, anyway, I am now feeling weirdly as if nothing happened, not sure what was that shit"

"Sorry guys, I got dem fever sweats again so I won't be able to come to clinic"

"If you don't see me in clinic tomorrow then know that I probably have fever sweats and need my post-call day"

"Post call today, I got fever sweats."

"Won't be at teaching, I got fever sweats."

"Sorry we have to reschedule your appointment because the doctor has fever sweats today from being on-call"
by Ronnie P. March 25, 2022
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Vodka Fever

Much like "Jungle Fever", Vodka Fever refers to a sexual attraction specifically to Russians.
"Man, she has amazing грудь!"
"Careful, your Vodka Fever is showing."
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hate fever

It’s not hay fever it’s hate fever !!!
Just hate fever
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Meat Fever

A physical phenomenon that happens an individual with an insatiable hunger for all things meat. Someone suffering from Meat Fever may feel stomach pangs during meals that contain no meat.
Someone with a freezer full of meat has Meat Fever.

If you're dreaming of working as a butcher you have Meat Fever.

If you ever have the urge to bite into a wild animal, you have Meat Fever.
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daddy fever

When a very young guy or girl is really into an older guy about 10+ years above their age.
Person 1: I’m 33 and Griff is all over me. Putting his arms around me, flirting with me, initiating conversations about sex a lot with me which is fine but like-

Person 2: Full stop. It sounds like he’s got daddy fever. Don’t make a move and wait for the vaccine.
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Google fever

When a person uses Google for LITERALLY anything.

The person may or may not know what they're talking about but uses Google to breathe and live.
RO*I had Google fever.
Simple
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Tay-fever

Tay-fever is a seriously irresistible condition that’s impossible to ignore and can only be cured one way. A victim of Tay-fever may completely shut down if symptoms persist.
-Symptoms
Symptoms include irritability, increased sex drive, and can result in the literal shedding of clothes.

-Cure
If Tay-fever is contracted, remove victims shirt and give them back tickles until symptoms subside.
She demanded her need for affection and it was evident Tay-fever had set in!
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