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Santa Fever

Similar to Jungle and Yellow fever, Santa fever is a increased affinity or even fetish towards tall, bearded, well-built, mature white men.
Perpetuated by dilfs, daddy culture, and lumbersexuality.
"How do you like that guy?" Brenda asks. "You know I have Santa fever. Eh, give him a beard and I'd be on top of his lap in no time," Niecy excitedly replies.
by Niecythegreat July 26, 2016
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Queso Fever

When a white person finds him or herself attracted to a person of hispanic descent.
A: "My new gardener is so hot!"
B: "Ooh girl, I know! I can feel the queso fever settin' in!"
by neyon August 29, 2013
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noodle fever

occurs when one has an (asian) obsession with the opposite (asian) sex
"Bro do you have asian love? Nah bro I have the noodle fever"
by PhilYoon November 3, 2011
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Fever Goats

Conjured by sickness and fever, these goats lurk at the corners of consciousness. They plot your doom and bleat grim prophecy. They speak in the voice of William Shatner.
Weird or what!?
Last night as I doth twisted amongst my bed-clothes, the fever goats did come, not as nannys but as harbingers of my mortal demise.
-Edgar Allen Poe
by fevergoat January 5, 2011
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fever sweats

A condition characterized by an inability to function in the clinic due to debilitating fever and profuse sweating.

Frequently seen in ophthalmology residents who see patient's on-call after 12:00 a.m.

A common side effect of fever sweats is temporary hearing loss and the inability to hear your morning alarm.

Often, fever sweats will resolve spontaneously without any treatment. Once resolved, the person will feel back to baseline as if nothing happened.

The long-term sequelae of fever sweats is a weirdly sensation that lasts up to 3 years from the onset of fever sweats.

Signs and symptoms of fever sweats usually manifest during the resident's post-call day

The etiology of fever sweats is unknown, but is more common in highly intelligent ophthalmology residents with advanced degrees e.g. MD, PhD
"I have fever sweats and didn't wake up to my alarm, anyway, I am now feeling weirdly as if nothing happened, not sure what was that shit"

"Sorry guys, I got dem fever sweats again so I won't be able to come to clinic"

"If you don't see me in clinic tomorrow then know that I probably have fever sweats and need my post-call day"

"Post call today, I got fever sweats."

"Won't be at teaching, I got fever sweats."

"Sorry we have to reschedule your appointment because the doctor has fever sweats today from being on-call"
by Ronnie P. March 25, 2022
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january fever

spending all of january doing new years revoulutions that usually only last the length of january
he has a bad case of january fever hes going to the gym everyday
by blondedrone January 21, 2011
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Feed Fever

When scrolling through your social news feeds and can't stop, because the feed never ends and you don't want to miss anything, therefor you compulsively keep scrolling.
by PacMan000 November 29, 2014
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