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Kanye_Swift
Sam:He was my husband, he was an hone-
Tim: Uh excuse Sam but this dead man was not honest he was one of the worse men to live of all time all time.
Sam: *cries*
Man1: Get out of here!
Man2: Ohhh snap! He just kanye_swift
Tim: Uh excuse Sam but this dead man was not honest he was one of the worse men to live of all time all time.
Sam: *cries*
Man1: Get out of here!
Man2: Ohhh snap! He just kanye_swift
Kanye_Swift by Deztiny October 20, 2010
Bi-Handed
Kid1: I'm righty what are you?
Kid2: Well...give me a pen I really don't know.
*kid1 hands kid2 a pen*
Kid1: WOAH! You can write with either hand, that's friggin' sweet.
Kid2: Aww, I guess...
Kid1: Dude not many people can do this. They have a special name for people like you.
Kid2: What would that be?
Kid1: Bi-handed
Kid2: Haha! I guess I'll be a freakshow for awhile since you pointed that out.
Kid2: Well...give me a pen I really don't know.
*kid1 hands kid2 a pen*
Kid1: WOAH! You can write with either hand, that's friggin' sweet.
Kid2: Aww, I guess...
Kid1: Dude not many people can do this. They have a special name for people like you.
Kid2: What would that be?
Kid1: Bi-handed
Kid2: Haha! I guess I'll be a freakshow for awhile since you pointed that out.
Snooki
One of the cast members of the original series Jersey Shore. The 4'9 tall guidette who loves juiceheads and pickles. When something makes her upset she goes "Waaaa"
JWOWW:Snooki what's wrong?
Snooki:Emilio just told me he fucked a girl!
JWOWW: That's fucked up
Snooki: Waaaaa!!!
Snooki:Emilio just told me he fucked a girl!
JWOWW: That's fucked up
Snooki: Waaaaa!!!
Shamazing
Guy1:"OMG!!! DUDE! DUDE! DUDE! Check that out!
Guy2:"What?!?
Guy1:"Look"
Both:looks across the street at the best thing ever
Guy2:"Woah, that's freaking amazing."
Guy1:"Dude, I think that is pass amazing"
Guy2:"Then what could it be, cool,awesome,sick,sweet?"
Guy1:"No, I've got it...SHAMAZING"
Guy2:"Yeah it sure is"
Guy2:"What?!?
Guy1:"Look"
Both:looks across the street at the best thing ever
Guy2:"Woah, that's freaking amazing."
Guy1:"Dude, I think that is pass amazing"
Guy2:"Then what could it be, cool,awesome,sick,sweet?"
Guy1:"No, I've got it...SHAMAZING"
Guy2:"Yeah it sure is"
LadyB
Friend:"That dude is really hot"
You:"Yeah he is sort of turning me on"
Both:(Girls laugh)
You:"OMG I got a ladyb"
Friend:"Shh...I think there are only two ways to get rid of it"
You:"Yeah he is sort of turning me on"
Both:(Girls laugh)
You:"OMG I got a ladyb"
Friend:"Shh...I think there are only two ways to get rid of it"
Cupcake Fever
When you watch so many BrittaniLouiseTaylor videos on Youtube you start to get a craving for cupcakes.
Girl:Oh boy Brittani is so amazing but now I'm hungry again.
Boy:Uh oh don't tell me its bieber fever?
Girl:No I think it's cupcake fever.
Boy:Uh oh don't tell me its bieber fever?
Girl:No I think it's cupcake fever.
Cupcake Fever by Deztiny August 22, 2010