Cock Fart

When you've been wanking so much nothing but air comes out.

Need to cut-down the self pleasuring i let out a cock fart earlier.

by Ritch D March 18, 2014

snuggle farts

The farts you have after snuggling with your significant other that you have not gotten comfortable enough with to fart next too. Usually very loud and stinky farts and done after you leave.

Man, AJ I got the bad case of snuggle farts!

by Kotta120 August 8, 2014

stale farts

a fart that doesn't leave it's position, meaning it stays in its original x and y fart coordinates and has unmatched smell strength properties compared to regular farts.

(farts in room)
(10 minutes later)
yo dis smell aint goin away bro, u got sum stale farts up in this bitch

by pseudoderp June 13, 2014

Chick Fart

1) A quiet fart that emits from a woman, which destroys every breathable oxygen molecule. It goes unnoticed, until the smell knocks some poor guy out.

2) The opposite (man fart) is loud and only smells for a few seconds. It is often unleashed in your little brothers face.

1)
Besty: *chick fart*
Man: AHH WHAT IS THAT HORRIBLE STENCH?!!! *faints*
2)
Man: *fart*
Besty: Ew, thats gross.

by TheKingsDictionary August 27, 2007

MIXED MARTIAL FARTS

THE WINNING MOVE IN A CAGE FIGHT ITS WHEN THEY ARE IN ONE OF THEIR SWEAT COVERED CRAPPLING MOVES ROLLING AROUND LIKE TWO QUERRS TRYING TO FIND A HOLE TO FUCK AND AT JUST THE RIGHT MOMENT ALMOST NINJA LIKE ONE OF THEM FARTS MAKING THEIR RIVAL PASS OUT DUE TO LACK OF OXYGEN THATS WHAT MIXED MARTIAL FARTS IS A TRUE SPORT FOR THE BRAIN DEAD

MAN DID YOU SEE THAT DOUBLE FIST AND THAT CHOKE THE CHICKEN MOVE HE USED FOLLOWED BY A HOT RECTAL BLAST TO THE FACE NOW THATS TRUE TALENT I LOVE WATCHN MIXED MARTIAL FARTS ITS A GAS

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 22, 2011

Fart Game

The most recent addition to the Summer Olympic Games. The fart game is a game where opponents attempt to fart on each other. Made famous by Eddie Murphy's Delirious in 1983. Though the game has been played since Cain and Abel were adolescents.

"Ahhhh, dude you farted in my face. I had my mouth open and everything. It's on now! Let the fart game begin."

by keifermail September 12, 2009

Fart and Dart

The action of farting and then leaving the general area to force others to face the stench. This is commonly used in public areas or at social gatherings.

Matt: Woah man what stinks?
Kory: Yeah why is Jeff on the otherside of the room?

Dean: he just pulled a fart and dart!

Matt: That asshole!

by KingKong02 October 3, 2014