day after drinking shits

the nasty, extra smelly and sometimes explosive shits that occur following a hefty night of drinking.

TP: "Fuck I really tied one on last night!"
Pete Dick: "How you feel?"
TP: "Other than the day after drinking shits, pretty good."
Pete Dick: "delightful for ya"

by Pete Dick March 18, 2008

North Atlantic Drift

A phenomenon generated by, but not limiting to, the bowling of Thomas Cookson. North Atlantic Drift (or NAD as an abbreviated term) is the action to which a cricket ball 'drifts' towards a batsmen whilst in the air, lulling them into playing the ball to the leg side. However, contrary to physics and cricketing norms, when the ball pitches it turns viciously to the off side, leaving the batsmen dumbfounded, perplexed and more often that not on his/her way back to the pavilion.

Is that Shane Warne playing York Vale League Cricket...? Oh, it's just Tom Cookson with his North Atlantic Drift

by OvingtonCricketHero June 20, 2011

Go Buy A Drink

To Go Buy A Drink means to stop cockblocking, essentially leaving your friend and the girl alone. It is expected that you will do this without being told, but it is often the case that your friend will say "go buy a drink", at which point you must vacate the premises.

Guy talking to girl: Hey, I really like your outfit today!
Guy's Friend: Yeah it looks nice
Girl: Aww thanks!
Guy to friend: Hey man, can you go buy a drink or something?

Example 2
Guy: Hey man, I'm going to go talk to that cute girl over there.
Friend: Alright I'll go buy a drink

by antlerskettering October 21, 2009

drink my kids

a phrase usually blurted out during oral sex where receptive partner encourages active partner to swallow the male ejaculate.

Yeah! That's right. Drink my kids!

by Michta October 25, 2005

Drizzling Delight

Just finishing up from a blow job the male squeezes the remaining seamen from his penis into the girls mouth.

She said that last bit of seamen was quite zesty, then an enormous smile grew on my face. I then sneakingly turned to my night stand and checked off Drizzling Delight, it was right next to Alligator Fuckhouse.

by E-bag April 19, 2009

drink

Something that wives keep count of when you are at a party.
For example, after a couple of hours laughing and joking with the men, your wife will sidle up to you and say in a very accusing tone of voice "That's your fourth drink, you know".

That's your fourth drink, you know.

by soreofhing July 6, 2009

to drive stick (verb)

to drive a manual transmission vehicle.

His car keeps stalling because he doesn't know how to drive stick

by e_rowdy November 17, 2003