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divirginization

usual negative sexual assault of normally non-sexual body parts, such as eyes, ears, etc...
verb: to devirginize
Deirdre: "Look at that hairy old man in a speedo!"
Kelly: "awww, man! my eyes have been devirginized!"

"why did you tell me about you fucking your grandmother? that was total devirginization of the ears!"
by Kelly! what now, biotch? October 9, 2004
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Divinemercy

He is an amazing, loyal, hot, caring, and loving friend. No one can compare to Divinemercy. He will make you feel great. He's funny and he always knows how to make you laugh when you're feeling down. He's special and irreplaceable. The world has nothing to compare with this life changing human being. When you start to know him. . . you will immediately fall head over heels in love with him. Some people may think different of him but they must obviously be blind to not see the perfection of this incredible person you call Divinemercy. He teaches people to love. The reason for that is because you will automatically fall in love with him and there's no way of falling out. He is truly inspiring. He would be the person in your life worth dying for. A star in the sky cannot compare to thee nor the moon because he is brighter than the sun in which helps us see and brighten our days. Prepare yourself to be amazed if you have not already because when you meet josh... your life will have more purpose than it ever had before. Divinemercy is mindblowing so prepare for the incredible wind. ALSO BIG IN THE PANTS
dude Divinemercy is swag
by dgsjkdbqf January 7, 2013
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Scuba Diving

When you lay on your back and suck your own dick while your balls sag onto your eyeballs.
I tried scuba diving last night. Totally felt like I had a snorkel in my mouth and goggles over my eyes
by CrystalPepsi March 12, 2015
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underwater cave diving

The simultaneous act of carefully performing a hand stand while giving analingus.
I heard that girl Jaquanda will do anything in the sack. That dude Rodney from down the street said he went underwater cave diving last night!
by 1628Rex January 30, 2009
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muff-diving

the art of pleasuring a woman with excess vagina fat that is stored in the abdomen, but still looks bangin.
bro, i was just muff-diving the shit out of your mom until your dad walked in and showed me up
by SugarRay August 3, 2007
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Divide and Conquer

When a chick plays hard to get in the bedroom, so the dude/other chick has to fight to divide the legs, thus conquering funkytown.
Man Ashley, I haven't played Divide and Conquer for a whole two hours. I'm bout to conquer that action like Cortez and the Aztecs.
by Lazy Skank February 13, 2009
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