Cockting

1. A phrase used to describe someone who has performed an underhand, guileful or duplicitous act...or someone who's just been a bit of a prick.

"Did you know Alex 'as been chattin!?"

"Has he been chattin'?!"

"He's been chattin'!"

"What's he been chattin'?!"

"He's been chattin' shit!"

"What shit's he been chattin'?!"

"He's been goin' round south saeed and chattin' dat we got beef wit' dem and dat we're safe wit' north endz!"

"Aw cockting!"

by The big K! August 7, 2009

Cocktache

1 - The use of a penis as a fake moustache

2 - The arrangement of semen as a fake moustache

3 - An arrangement of pubic hair

He found it difficult to preen his Hitler cocktache

by DKwordsworth August 9, 2010

Cocktas

Cocktas is the verbal form of the word "Cocktai" meaning a penis that is particularly prickly.

Guy 1: We all have cocktas's.

Guy 2: O RLY?
Guy 1: YA RLY

by Creeper [MC] December 21, 2010

cockthief

A man that will cockblock you then attempt to fuck the girl you were macking on

Tony:Look at Jeff macking on that chick over there
Greg: WTF?! He just cockblocked me from that girl
Tony:What a cockthief

by ak47=fag March 18, 2011

cocktipsy

Just drunk enough to relax your penis when you are nervous because you are with a new chick.

I've got a blind date tonight so I'll have a couple drinks with dinner and get cocktipsy.

by eab_habib May 7, 2011

Cocktivist

Cocktivism consists of efforts made to block the cock.

1. Shitty wingman
2. Lezbo

1.Way to rally up back there with your dumb jokes and spilly drinking! I was about to close the deal.. cocktivist !

2.That rugmuncher is totaly boycotting cock..cocktivist!

by Flameblue July 16, 2011

cocktastrophe

So many men with penises, not including Wendy Williams, in the same room that their is about to be a catastrophe. Cocktastrophes have lead to some of the worst fights and wars in the history of the world. Including Kim and Nene fighting on real houswives of Atlanta.

There are so many men in that room that there is about to be a cocktastrophe. This is the same as a Vagaster buy with cocks.

by asperger's September 5, 2012