by cuntexuder56 February 23, 2023

by Vexx February 27, 2005

Crossed past the point of no return, you are not just baked, you own the full kitchen. You starred on food network. You BEAT Bobby Flay.
Julia was cooking with the full kitchen when she smashed her toenails clean off with a desk chair and was hysterically laughing.
by plantlord69 July 12, 2019

The act of busting a nut in a condom after banging a chick then taking the condom off with the nut juice still inside, tying the condom in a knot then throwing it at a wall to see if it sticks like a spagetti noodle.
by Shortay Chicken December 21, 2017

Song of the Barred Owl, by consensus of the ornithological community. Who Cooks for You? Who Cooks for Yooooou-All?, in two groups of four.
The owls were singing to each other, high in the spruce trees, and it always made them smile. Who Cooks for You? Who-Cooks-for-Yooooo-All? One night, they went outside with his guitar and he played it back to them.
by Monkey's Dad March 22, 2023

by datlazylemon November 20, 2019

Used at McDonald’s to describe someone that is very stupid and unskilled. Cooking bacon is the simplest thing to do, and “cook good bacon” is code word for someone that is stupid and can only do the most simple chores. It’s meant as a very derogatory statement.
Standing in front of the new person, the manager told her that she cook good bacon and the new person said thank you, not knowing it was a dig at her for being stupid.
by ShellyH June 21, 2018
