Condominic

A devastating move in épée fencing where the performer of the move destroys his opponent's épée into pieces with a single, powerful thrust.

Daniel's blade has just been shattered into pieces by the Condominic!

by BulldogMan February 23, 2011

Condom

Something you stretch over you're dick so you don't get your girlfriend preggerz.

Pregger girl: thanks a lot for using a "Condom"
Guy:ur welcome fatty

by Lu Lu Karie January 22, 2012

condomeant

1. When a dude has unprotected sex and immediately after regrets not putting a condom on.

2. When the one getting boned realizes there is no latex (or sheepskin if you're over 50) betwixt you both, you can exclaim "I condomeant to!"

FRIEND 1: Man, this chick I was banging was in her ketchup phase... I totally condomeant to after that discovery.

FRIEND 2: At least she wasn't in the "must-turd" phase.

by mBmD September 23, 2012

Condomplation

The process of deciding whether or not to use a condom.

Dude 1: "So did you wear a rubber last night?"
Dude 2: "Yeah dude but it was a tough choice, I was stuck in condomplation for a good five minutes."

by ToxSick133 December 8, 2012

Condom

A plastic rubbery thing that you can put over ones head to suffocate them.

Take the stupid condom off his head, he will suffocate.

by Trademark98 July 31, 2012

Condomium

Used condom filled with helium

If the groom's friends supply enough used condoms, they may be able to make enough condomiums to lift the flower girl into the air.

by Dictotater December 24, 2013

condomphobia

When an erect penis suddenly loses its composure when faced with the daunting task of using a condom.

"Hey Sally, lets go without a condom. I have condomphobia.."

by Lidious December 21, 2015