chris allen

Jizzing on a gurls face after getting an old fashion and the dumb bitch decided to have a stare down with the giant one eyed snake

ughh yea that felt great o god i just pulled a chris allen sorry Jess morris wanna towl

by horny seventh graderzzz June 23, 2011

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Chris

That one smart-ass friend you know that always has a comment for every situation.

"Tevn"
"How about fuck you"
"You don't say"
Anything that Chris has ever said to you

by Arthur Lemming October 14, 2012

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Jesus Chrysler!

The batmobile was for batman. The Jesus Chrysler! was for Jesus.

Jesus drove the Jesus Chrysler! to town..

by Boot2thehead816 July 18, 2006

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The most funniest, coolest, hottest, sexiest person in the whole UNIVERSE. He's the raptor keeper from Jurassic World , one of the guardians of the galaxy. He has brown hair and green forest eyes that are so deep you can get lost in. I would fuck him soo hard sadly Anna Farris is married to him, he's 6'2 I'm 5'4 Anna Farris is 5'5 WHATS SOO GREAT ABOUT ANNA FARIS IM JUST AS GOOD AS HER ! Now back to my lover he has a big dick!

Damn, Chris Pratt you fucked me hard! ........

by Amberly,Wolfgirl,Harleyquinn, August 13, 2017

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Chris Berman

Worst thing that ever happened to sports broadcasting. Is considered to be the transfat oozing, prostate cancer causing, racoon piss smelling, face of ESPN.

Son: "I want to be like Chris Berman when I grow up dad!"
Father: Shoots son in the face with sawed-off shotgun.

by YourGirlMyHouse November 23, 2011

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