captain tourettes

A term referring to a person who uses profanity or repetitive phrases so regularly, it appears they have tourettes.

John swore so often, we nicknamed him Captain Tourettes.

by wcb3 January 2, 2009

Captain Canuck

Canada`s own personal Super Hero, he is able to...well, he`s a generic hero who can run fast and lift heavy things. He works for CISO, in a future where Canada is the most powerful country in the world. His alter ego is Tom Evans. He also has some powers pertaining to maple syrup that were only hinted upon in two comics.

Jim: Holy Crap, it`s Captain Canuck!
John: So?

by B H. November 22, 2007

Capt. Deitch

a german douche-bag, a real dick, scumbag

This asshole was being a real Capt. Deitch.

by joe mech. August 11, 2009

Captain Fabulous

Captain Falcon in his pink outfit.

You say captain fabulous like 'CAPTAAAIINNNNNN FFAAABBBUULLOOUUS' in a flamboyant voice

by lsmnonekj cljanipdjpqmd; April 12, 2011

singes capitulards bouffeurs du fromage

"Cheese-eating surrender monkeys."

Zeez Amurricans say we are ze singes capitulards bouffeurs du fromage.

by octopod July 11, 2004

The Captain's Challenge

A meal consisting of a bowl of Captain Crunch cereal, but rather than with milk, with Captain Morgan Rum.

When Darren tried a bowl of The Captain's Challenge for the first time, he nearly lost his lunch. After a few shots of vodka, however, he ate the meal with gusto.

by Cgrave August 7, 2006

Welsh captain

When a woman masturbates to completion with an ancient, wooden, pirate's prosthetic leg.

Once alone again, she retired to her bedroom and began busting a Welsh captain.

by hurricane boxstep December 13, 2010