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Festering Fiesta 

A name given to a rusty old claptrap Ford Fiesta. An alternative to 'Uncle Fester The Fiesta'. The name is a spoof of Uncle Fester (Fester Adams) from the Adams Family who is portrayed to be stupid, old and ugly.
Guy 1: Hey dude, the Fiesta failed it's MOT, guess it's time to scrap the pile of junk
Guy 2: Ohh dude,. I'm gonna miss the festering fiesta
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lantern flies 

Native to Vietnam and China. Invasive to everywhere else. Currently fucking up the east coast of the u.s
“Dude, I killed so many lantern flies yesterday. I really care about nature.”
lantern flies by TissuesAreCool September 24, 2019

Joe Freesh, or Ja Frees 

Any above is the name given to a man who travels from Shaka, Sicily to East Boston, Massachusetts, and it’s neo enclave of greasers and goombahs, in their late 60’s and up who frequent a place called “The Nationale,” the home of the last surviving mullet hair cut in East Boston purportedly possessed by the legend himself known as the “Butana.” Freesh, Free is a pseudonym as his real name is only known to a select few, and is akin to knowledge contained in the Vatican files. When word of his impending arrival is passed through the enclaves of the Neo Goombah community many an old timer line the streets around the Cafe Italia and the Nationale in hopes of a waive or a greeting from him. A select few will be allowed to travel in the Vinegar Pepper Limousine, in the company of “Sal the Fish,” rumored to be on par with Hefner when it comes to adoration from women, “The Worlds Smartest Man” HP, and on occasion “Giovanni née née” to the Alitalia baggage claim at Terminal E in Logan Air Port, to witness the arrival of, the myth and legend. In this insular community his arrival is similar to that of the Pope, British Royalty or perhaps the King of Burundi or of Zamunda. Often this community speaks a lost form of broken jibberish, which many scholars only conclude is a form of broken English, with a slang Boston accent, along with tribal Italian that is broken and nonsensical that mostly sounds like the speech of the intellectually challenged or mentally and developmentally impaired.
Hey you going to the Airport to see Joe Freesh, or Ja Frees come in from Sicily?

Vamonos de fiesta a factory

...Pero lleva mucho Botiquín,

Porque mucha gente cae ahí.

Ponte ahora tu mejor skin!

This is an extract of the song "La cumbia de Free Fire" by Bukano. It's mainly used as the Spanish version of the Animan Studios meme, and is just as valid as using "Ballin' " for it.
-Hey, have you seen the Animan Studios meme?

-The one with "Ballin" in it?

-Yeah, but have you seen the Spanish version too?

-Nah. How does it go?

-Vamonos de Fiesta a factory, pero lleva mucho botiquin, porque mucha gente cae ahí. Ponte ahora tu mejor skin!

molesta fiesta 

When all of the guests at a particular party are underage girls or boys.
Steve and I hit up Wendy's party last night, but it turned out to be a total molesta fiesta, so we wound up heading home early.

Chili Ring Fiesta 

A large grouping of people cleaning the excess fecal matter of each other's assholes by intercourse or use of tongue.
Holy shit Gary I still have feces in my mouth from that raging chili ring fiesta last night.
1. A colorful flower that can be very frustrating to grow. They are known to have especially energetic growth early on. However the slightest change in environment will cause them to wilt. The constant maintenance needed to keep them growing has caused them to become known as the princess of the flower world.

2. A girl's name. Someone with the name Freesia tends to share many of the same characteristics as the flower. While they are colorful and opinionated it can take a lot of coaxing to get them to come out. Its not uncommon for them to ditch you at the last minute and just stay home.

This has given rise to the expression. "Don't pull a Freesia"
"Where is Susan?"

"Don't know, she said she would be here at 9'oclock, guess she's pulling a Freesia"
freesia by Drefwil March 9, 2010