Shit-Ditching

When someone ditches their current partner and throws their whole relationship down the drain for a person who loves sexual play involving fecal matter.

Corrr... I just Shit-Ditched Michael for this guy who would shit on my chest.

Love a bit of Shit-Ditching on a Friday Night...

by ChinChanChon August 2, 2022

Dandruff Ditcher

A joking insult used when your joking around with someone.

You Dandruff Ditcher!

by Pepperpede October 14, 2022

Sitch Ditch

1. The haps or the term for what's happening in your life at the moment
2. When telling your friend the latest news about you, you'd be telling them the "sitch ditch"

"Eleanor we gotta talk."
"Oh yeah? What's up?"
"Well, here's the sitch ditch..."

by MaMa Williams December 18, 2022

road ditch

A very large hole in the road much bigger than a pothole.

Welcome to South Carolina we're we don't have a pothole we have a road ditch.

by SweeteaTV January 9, 2023

freshman ditch day

don’t go to school it’s freshman ditch day🤪
one day to actually ditch freshman year and go get snack with friends hang out OUTSIDE of school

“why didn’t u come to school?” because today is freshman ditch day i ditched 😆

by schooldays May 16, 2023

Poop ditch

A term used to describe a woman’s vagina who wipes back to front. The distribution of shit particles in the vagina reclassify it as a poop ditch.

“Yo bro, that girls puss stinks like shit, probably a poop ditch!”

by Bush rattler August 24, 2023

DM ditch

When your Dungeon Master just doesn't show up to a d&d session as some kind of sick practical joke

Druk the exploiter (kevin):"It's been 40 minutes, he's not showing up"
Harry Twig (harry):"He must have DM ditched us"
Unnamed minimal effort elf warrior (Susan): "I can't belive he did that"
*everyone cries for an hour straight*

by ApeDragon92 January 28, 2024