crank

A form of masturbation usually undertaken by emos. They cry while they wank. Originating from the words "cry" and "wank"

Enrrique and Eke had a crank today, together.

by Smilevski May 20, 2009

Crank

Both crying in a mirror or alternate reflective surface while also masturbating. Quality of reflective surface is directly proportional to quality of crank.

Fred was feeling very horny but also very sad because his mother had just died. As such, he found himself a mirror, cried, and enjoyed a good Crank, his beautiful tears splashing on his bell end. This only aroused him more.

by Gustav Narerl March 21, 2010

Crank

Cool; Awesome; Sick

Guy 1: "Did you just see that Kickflip?!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, dude. It was totally crank!"

by Barry Walters May 12, 2011

Pony Crank

When You see someting SOOOOO horrable you are just paralized.

I was pony cranked when I saw Frankenmaggie.

When my bitch told me she was pregnent, I was pony cranked.

by Jake June 27, 2004

neck crank

A neck crank is the act of applying friction with one's hand on the back of someone else's neck. This act is usually done in response to an idiotic remark or statement.

Person 1: "Cody Bryant is the best player in the NBA!"
Person 2: "His name is Kobe Bryant. That's a neck crank"
*Person 2 performs neck crank on person 1's neck.*

by whitestblackguy June 13, 2008

crank off

to leave

to let loose with something or other

to shoot a gun

to relax, or chill

1-im bored, i feel to just crank off

2-im gonna crank off this fart straight into his hair

3-dont make me crank off this shooter

4-man1:wot u doin 2day?
man2:im just gonna crank off/im just cranked

by big poppa smurf May 22, 2008

Crank Dat Batman

When you skeet in a sleeping hoe's hair and mold it into the batman horns!

"You should see what I'm going to do to this hoe tonight, I will totally crank dat batman all up in her hair! She will be Pissed!!!!

by The bombdiggitty June 23, 2008