A term coined by user “mr. floof” on a YouTube comment, being under the table is when someone is out of the closet, but has to act straight in public when with their same sex partner. It’s usually due to being afraid that homophobic people might try to mess with them or be rude.
Girlfriend 1: “Babe, why won’t you hold my hand?”
Girlfriend 2: “Shh, I’m under the table right now! I think I just spotted a homophobe giving us a weird look.”
Girlfriend 2: “Shh, I’m under the table right now! I think I just spotted a homophobe giving us a weird look.”
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1. a. A scenario in which one assumes an exclusive role of leadership in an environment of ostensible equality or diversity. b. A position of authority in which one's voice or opinion the only option.
2. A position in which one commands the presence of overbearing personality or charisma that inevitably overshadows that of anyone else, even those of greater importance.
2. A position in which one commands the presence of overbearing personality or charisma that inevitably overshadows that of anyone else, even those of greater importance.
1.You have made it clear that in this plenum you sit at the head of the round table.
2. A man of great stature whose very entrance to a room cast an air of authority and a demand for respect and awe, beaming in charisma and exuding confidence, it is clear that he takes his seat at the head of the round table.
2. A man of great stature whose very entrance to a room cast an air of authority and a demand for respect and awe, beaming in charisma and exuding confidence, it is clear that he takes his seat at the head of the round table.
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2. A toy young kids play with, with water in it.
3. What 1-2 year old's think the toilet is.
2. A toy young kids play with, with water in it.
3. What 1-2 year old's think the toilet is.
1. The city is looking for another water supply due to the shrinking water table.
2. The kids at the daycare love playing with the water table during playtime.
3. "Hey, where's little Johnny?"
"Oh shit, check the water table."
2. The kids at the daycare love playing with the water table during playtime.
3. "Hey, where's little Johnny?"
"Oh shit, check the water table."
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One person starts by asking "who wants to play round table?" the person asking cannot explain the rules until everyone at the table has answered yes or no.
once the players are established, the person asking tells them them that the game has everyone look at any alcohol on the table, and pass it around till it is all gone
usually played at the end of a party when there are leftover bottles of alcohol
One person starts by asking "who wants to play round table?" the person asking cannot explain the rules until everyone at the table has answered yes or no.
once the players are established, the person asking tells them them that the game has everyone look at any alcohol on the table, and pass it around till it is all gone
usually played at the end of a party when there are leftover bottles of alcohol
A: Look at all these half empty bottles of tequila
B: What do you guys wanna do with it all?
C: Who wants to play Round Table?
B: What do you guys wanna do with it all?
C: Who wants to play Round Table?
by xMr Anonymousx February 22, 2011
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