devoured the whole table

When someone slays too much and ate the whole table because they left no crumbs.

Girl 1: "Oh my god, girl, you devoured the whole table!"
Girl 2: "Aww, thank you! Sometimes I slay a bit too much."
Girl 3: " I wish I could slay like that. :("

by Hello3333 August 16, 2022

Don't Pat The Table

A general expression which when translated means "don't punch my testicles."

Tom, don't pat the table.

by Evetsmeat June 10, 2018

hands under the table

when you are jacking off in class and you want to hide your dick from the cute girls

dude, I had my hands under the table yesterday

by your_worst_nightmares June 13, 2019

from the dining table

a song by harry styles written for user @ftdt98s on twitter

From the dining table was written for pau

by no soy pau January 5, 2021

Table Max Wager

A wager placed with 100% confidence. Most likely on a line the Bookmakers have missed, allowing the player to have the edge.

So last night Sportman nailed the Books with a Table Max Wager on the V Tech/G Tech game under 40.5

by Mr Falcone December 7, 2007

Final Table Courtesy

In a poker tournament, the act of not placing a bet when other players are in the same pot as a player that is all-in. Thereby increasing the chance of the player that is all-in being knocked out. Two hands are better then one.

Jim goes all-in due to being blinded out. Tony calls. Bill calls. Everyone else folds. The flop comes. Bill bets 1000 chips. Tony folds. Bill has demonstrated a classic example of lack of Final Table Courtesy. He has lowered the chance of knocking Jim out.

by Louis Droit January 19, 2009

Coming out of the table

Coming out of the table like coming out of the closet is when someone comes out as being very kinky and or psychotic.

G: Im coming out of the table!
M: Good for you.

by goofygooberdude June 8, 2016