toad

a disgusting or nasty person, based on looks and personality

Welty is a shoal toad.

by SOBP January 18, 2008

French toast

A food that, contrary to popular belief, is not called "toast by the french. It's called lost bread.

Frenchman: Would you like some lost bread?
American: You mean french toast?

by Zach G. December 3, 2003

Toast

a Canadian game played by hockey players usually in the locker room, in which all the players sit around in a circle and jack off onto a piece of toast. The first one to blow his load is burdened with the duty of using the jizz like a spread and eating the piece of toast.

Crosby: Hey guys, no better way to celebrate winning gold than a game of toast. How about my place? Luongo try to keep it in this time.

by Ashlanee April 13, 2010

Toast

Burned out,been up too long,ozoned,fried,out of it,worn to a frazzle,extreemely tired.

Man, I've gotta get to bed, I'm toast.

by wright May 22, 2005

i'll be back in two shakes of a toad's tit

I'll be right back; to be back momentarily

Don't go anywhere - I'll be back in two shakes of a toad's tit!

by Amanda M August 12, 2005

toasted tomato sandwich

quite possibly the most powerfull aphrodesiac known to man, partly because it is so delicious, and partly because it is so easy to make, and partly because it hits the spot when you are high
toast bread
spread mayo on the bread
put tomato slices on bread
add salt to taste
kick ass sandwich

dude, im so gone, lets make like 32 toasted tomato sandwiches!

by the dark wanderer October 13, 2007

toast the tuna

To create heat by friction on female genitals, most commonly accomplished by rubbing and adding pressure with the palm of your had quickly.

Sally loves when I toast the tuna
pleasure masterbate masturbate pussy tuna

by VonDub January 12, 2011