Remote Rat

When your tv remote is literally a bowl of cheetos away but your still too lazy to reach out your arm and change the channel.

Jeff is such a remote rat why can’t he just stretch his pewny arm and click a single button.

by Jeffrey the juice man January 25, 2019

remote gloat

When a person watching television with others gets to control the remote.

The dad gets the remote gloat now.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

remotemate

When you ask your roommate to do something for you because you're too stoned or drunk or just too dambed lazy to get off your ass and do it yourself

Hey remotemate can you grab me a beer from the freezer

by train wreck station September 26, 2019

removal van

A beacon of false hope, usually comes down your street during the summer, always old people.

Hey man, I saw a removal van come down my road.

by LmaoFroge November 7, 2019

Revovery

Verb: Being in the act of recovering from the great toilet paper apocalypse of 2020.

Definition: Recovering from the toilet paper apocalypse of 2020. Where the only speech you have left is a mumble, and words become hard.

Most people in the IT industry are in revovery at this moment. After setting up Disaster Revovery Preparations.

by Apoch Ghost March 19, 2020

Recovery Coach

An individual who specializes in strength-based support for people with addictions or in recovery from drugs, alcohol, codependency, or other addictive behaviors.

Christopher Ferry is the best recovery coach! Call him if you need addiction help.

by Christopher Ferry March 24, 2020

Remote Fu

That one TAWOG game where the family ruthlessly anime fight each other to get the TV remote and watch their favourite show.

I just played Remote Fu for an hour and now my hands hurt really bad.

by FalseHazard March 25, 2020