Riding British

Somebody who pushes their shopping cart on the wrong side of the aisle at Wal-Mart, creating a jam as the faster moving people have to get around one at a time.

Person 1: Hey, what's the hold up up there?
Person 2: someone's riding british, we have to go through single file!

by holychristmasbatman March 19, 2011

Raining Blumpkin

Reciving oral sex while deficating in the shower

Dude my girl was sucking my dick in the shower it felt pretty good but after i took a shit in the middle magical. total raining blumpkin

by toddthecameraguy July 8, 2011

raining dicks

When it is literally raining penises.

Joe: "Hey dude don't look up, It's raining dicks!"
Mark: "k"

by Nyukkkadiuuhhkkk January 17, 2014

riding on the handlebars

On your back, one knee up. The other leg is crossed in front. Your partner sits on the second leg, availing his / herself to penetration. Can also be called 'bird on a perch'. Courtesy Patton Oswalt.

The night out with my student was, like, a total bore until he asked me if I've ever gone 'riding on the handlebars'.

by @piledriver911 September 27, 2014

riding the rail

When a girl straddles her male partner and rubs her pussy on and along the underside of his erect penis, without actual vaginal penetration. May be an adjunct (foreplay, playful coital interlude, serious clit mashing) or alternative to coitus.

Kimmie wants to keep her hymen, but she loves 69ing, anal, and riding the rail.

I love Tina double-edging us by riding the rail, so we supplode together when she finally shoves it in.

by insidiot May 26, 2019

Riding up on me

When clothing is cutting off circulation or is hurting you. Usually if the clothing is too small.

Man these undies are riding up on me.

by Mr.Kark September 6, 2019

Riding dirty

While most of us refer to " ridin dirty" as the act of driving an automobile with illegal contents inside such as guns or drugs, the term can also be used when referring to driving a vehicle for any period of time after shitting ones pants, most commonly after battling with a bought of diarrhea.

" dude I was sitting in road construction for 40min on my way home yesterday, I really had to fart so I let it squeak out but it ended up being a sneaky shart. I was riding dirty all the way from exit 4 to exit 12"

by Jackson Real January 31, 2021