rosterbate

when a guy stabs a pencil or similar shaped object in his pee hole. similar to masturbating but a lot more painful.

Dude OMG I rosterbated with a broomstick last night.

Did you hear that guy scream when he rosterbated in the bathroom stall?

by fv3diamonds April 4, 2008

rodster

Rodster....Clan DRUNK!!

The einstein factors clan leader he is always drunk....Starts drinkin at 12 and ends at 12 at night

by Kamil December 10, 2004

Roaster

Someone who always can have a way to be able to talk back to the other person talking to them.

Teacher: Today we will watch Treasure Island!!
Roaster:Treasure Island? Sounds like Twaesware Fly Land!!
Class: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! YOU JUST GOT ROASTED!!

by Pokemon Dictionaries April 13, 2017

Rooter

A playa that has no standards. Will root anything and anyone.

Did you see that fugly chick Michael brought home last night? He's such a rooter.

by tbang123 October 6, 2009

roosteretta

A female rooster as described in the short story You Can't Kill the Rooster.

The roosteretta can be fucked up but you can't kill her.

by theroosterpdw January 2, 2012

Roosters to Crickets

Go hard from Sun up to sundown

Give it your all from Roosters to Crickets today!

by Hell2pay! September 24, 2014

roosterfied

When your hair looks like a rooster in the morning

My hair looked roosterfied after the night

by SouthernMay May 6, 2018