Medical Minnesota

A loser.

Wow, that Medical Minnesota is such a loser. What a douche.

by newtooxforddictionaryin2011 May 15, 2011

medically thirsty

To be so thirsty that you may need medical attention at any moment.

I need a drink. I am medically thirsty!

by rottenhana November 22, 2011

Medical Caffeine

The drink of choice required by many to just survive another day. It comes in many flavors, varieties, brands, and dosages, to fit the individuals' needs.

Common withdrawal symptoms may include drowsiness, headache, and weakness, which can suddenly become fits of rage, screaming, decapitation, murder, and mayhem against those who attempt to force them to communicate or interact, before they are sufficiently medicated. THIS IS A VERY DANGEROUS CONDITION. Do not attempt to approach these individuals.

Child #1: "Mom, Can you take me down to ...

Mom: "RRROOOAAARRR!!!"

Child #2: "I should've warned you, she hasn't had her Medical Caffeine, yet.

by hoppin'joe July 5, 2011

medicine you digest so well lately

an negative and anti-social habit one has recently acquired.

mother: Joseph, stop interrupting. I don't like that the medicine you digest so well lately. This anti-social habit won't get you anywhere in life. And Joseph, also please improve your vocabulary. I didn't raise you to such a rotten apple

Joseph: go scratch yourself.

by Sexydimma January 14, 2013

Maricake

A brownie or other baked goods with marijuana in them. AKA "special" brownies.

After two of John's maricakes, I am done for the day.

by obxmar March 7, 2013

medicine you digest so well lately

an anti-social habit one has recently acquired.

mother: Joseph, stop interrupting. I don't like that the medicine you digest so well lately; it won't get you anywhere in life. And Joseph, also please improve your vocabulary. I didn't raise you to be such a rotten apple

Joseph: go scratch yourself.

by Sexydimma March 19, 2013

medicaking

the use of cake as a dosage form.

A : dude want some cake ?
B : nah man i got a real bad headache

A : want an asprin medicake?
B : yeah i could do with a bit of medicaking

by killerof7 September 8, 2013