1. One who disobeys orders.
2. Couldn't find their way out of a paper bag with a map.
3. Someone that will never make the Sea Snipers clan.
2. Couldn't find their way out of a paper bag with a map.
3. Someone that will never make the Sea Snipers clan.
by [SS] Grifter March 01, 2005
May 8th, the Saturday before Mother’s Day.
Celebrating young and old milfs alike.
Originally celebrated on May 10, but since milfs can’t party on mondays, the day officially has been changed to May 8th.
Celebrating young and old milfs alike.
Originally celebrated on May 10, but since milfs can’t party on mondays, the day officially has been changed to May 8th.
by Bigdoggy May 08, 2021
October 30th is National Have Sex With A Milf Night.
by The Danimal October 30, 2021
OMG OMG one one one exclamation !!!111 Sally said to her dad Mildi(ee tee cee ee tee cee) her dad then beat her, it was proper roffle 'ag3, i wish my parens wld beat me everyday! Rofl Rofl Lmao la mayo one one euro sign.
by Sam Permain February 23, 2005
by peoplepeople43 April 25, 2010
I just jerked off to a trex in a maid dress and did a super potato nut dinosaur trex sexy milf aaaauuuuggghhhhh.
by Thatthotnigger May 20, 2022
Like old man strength, milf legs are only achievable at a certain age. Milf legs are smoking hot appendages that can be found attached to a milf. Not every woman can achieve this form, as milf legs are a result of a combination of genetics, presentation, and careful use during a woman’s younger years. They are usually shaven, properly moisturized, and have this aged glow that gives them their unique look. The calves and thighs must be relatively medium sized, toned, rounded and supple, and not overly large or muscular. A milf is usually aware of her milf legs, and accentuates their appearance by wearing clothing that will attract attention to them. She will also wear stilettos, and cross her legs whenever possible. Milf legs are a sight for sore eyes, you will know when you see one.
Dude, I know Becky is my girlfriend, but I just can’t stop thinking about her mom’s perfect set of milf legs
by Shattered heavens June 26, 2020