National Milf Day

May 8th, the Saturday before Mother’s Day.

Celebrating young and old milfs alike.
Originally celebrated on May 10, but since milfs can’t party on mondays, the day officially has been changed to May 8th.

Happy National milf day hoe! Let’s get wasted and shake our mommy milkers.

by Bigdoggy May 8, 2021

National Have Sex With A Milf Night

October 30th is National Have Sex With A Milf Night.

Bro I banged three milfs on National Have Sex With A Milf Night.

by The Danimal October 29, 2021

Mildue-Milegals-Milf Hunting-What

Oi, this is a real word, i saw it was good

OMG OMG one one one exclamation !!!111 Sally said to her dad Mildi(ee tee cee ee tee cee) her dad then beat her, it was proper roffle 'ag3, i wish my parens wld beat me everyday! Rofl Rofl Lmao la mayo one one euro sign.

by Sam Permain February 23, 2005

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A list of some of English's worst swear words. Used to express great anger.

Dang it! Shit ass cock milf ass mother fucker!

by peoplepeople43 April 25, 2010

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Its when you nut to a trex in a maid costume.

I just jerked off to a trex in a maid dress and did a super potato nut dinosaur trex sexy milf aaaauuuuggghhhhh.

by Thatthotnigger May 20, 2022

i love milfs

hot ladys that i wanna fuck that usually have kids

friend: yoo dude look at that milf over there!

me: man, i love milfs

by spookyyatsumu October 9, 2021

Milf

Mum I'd like to fuck

boy: yo bro your mums a milf stilll
other boy: damn right dude

by sreya.kys October 12, 2022