lobsterfestivity 

Lobsterfestivities are the events that occur after a meal at Red Lobster during the yearly "Lobster Fest"
Sometimes this could mean seeing a movie, or going to a club. It may also include going home, changing your baby's diaper and then realizing you have to change your own.

It was Dr D's triple x and we went out for lobster. The lobsterfestivities did not end there though. I crapped my pants and had to take a fully clothed shower.

lobsterfestivity by i shall remain nameless February 23, 2005

Lobsterhead 

Someone who uses the phrases; tell me why, that ain't "phresh", thats "phresh", or "shiste" accompanied with "naah" or yo in every sentence they say. May also refer to a white person who refers to other white people as "nigga".

Lobsterhead 1-"Naah yo, tell me why I got head yesterday yo."
Lobsterhead 2- "Shistey yo, that shits phresh."

Lobsterhead by NFPS October 11, 2009

Lobsterbot 

A drunk person who is burnt from being in the sun too long who then thinks they are a fighting robot at the beach.

Holy crap that burnt kid is being a total lobsterbot.

Lobsterbot by GingerBot May 25, 2010

Lobsteritis 

A sunburn.

Slather on some SPF when going out in the sun otherwise you'll end up with a case of Lobsteritis!

Lobsteritis by PriscillaGrrr May 25, 2010

Lobstergen 

Lobstergen is the complete opposite of cardboard. By that it mean it's not in anyway like cardboard. Lobstergen is the base element that makes up all species of lobster. It is extracted via complex method where lobsters are melted at roughly 300,000 degrees Celsius and impurities are removed. The chemical formula is Lb37. Lobstergen abuse is becoming more common and although not physically adictive dependency has been reported. Lobstergen can be mixed with other drugs, see lobstersmack.

You:- Whats the direct opposite of cardboard?

Frank:- Why the fuck do you want to know that? Are you on lobstergen or something?

Lobstergen by Don't talk to Frank, Ever! July 1, 2010

Lobstercocking 

The act of lying to mess with someone. Patronizing. Just messing around. "Cappin".

Do we have to read this whole chapter or are you just Lobstercocking. why are you Lobstercocking with me i know my crush dosen't like me. He is a simp im not even Lobstercocking with you. I'm so shlimpy not even lobstercocking.

Lobstercocking by lil badger February 5, 2020

lolsterbate 

To laugh when watching porn or some other form of stimulation with right (or left) hand on your penis, rubbing vigorously in an attempt to climax your pleasure all over your computer/bitch/cousin/dog.

Dude: How was that porn I lent you?
You: The acting sucked so bad I lolsterbated.

lolsterbate by Bourgois July 14, 2010