Lobstergen 

Lobstergen is the complete opposite of cardboard. By that it mean it's not in anyway like cardboard. Lobstergen is the base element that makes up all species of lobster. It is extracted via complex method where lobsters are melted at roughly 300,000 degrees Celsius and impurities are removed. The chemical formula is Lb37. Lobstergen abuse is becoming more common and although not physically adictive dependency has been reported. Lobstergen can be mixed with other drugs, see lobstersmack.

You:- Whats the direct opposite of cardboard?

Frank:- Why the fuck do you want to know that? Are you on lobstergen or something?

Lobstergen by Don't talk to Frank, Ever! July 1, 2010

Lobstering 

When you jerk someone off with and oven mitt.

Susan likes lobstering Seth in between taking muffins out of the oven.

Lobstering by Jamsiey December 31, 2019

lobsterfestivity 

Lobsterfestivities are the events that occur after a meal at Red Lobster during the yearly "Lobster Fest"
Sometimes this could mean seeing a movie, or going to a club. It may also include going home, changing your baby's diaper and then realizing you have to change your own.

It was Dr D's triple x and we went out for lobster. The lobsterfestivities did not end there though. I crapped my pants and had to take a fully clothed shower.

lobsterfestivity by i shall remain nameless February 23, 2005

Lobsterhead 

Someone who uses the phrases; tell me why, that ain't "phresh", thats "phresh", or "shiste" accompanied with "naah" or yo in every sentence they say. May also refer to a white person who refers to other white people as "nigga".

Lobsterhead 1-"Naah yo, tell me why I got head yesterday yo."
Lobsterhead 2- "Shistey yo, that shits phresh."

Lobsterhead by NFPS October 11, 2009

lobstered 

To be sunburnt; to be exposed to so much sun that you end up looking like a lobster; to have blistering red skin;

It was so hot yesterday, I was lobstered!!

lobstered by Belinda Vere August 6, 2007

Lobsterfest 

A sea-town lobster extravaganze, featuring a parade, a butter vat, and a shell pile

It's time for Lobsterfest!

Lobsterfest by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

snack lobstering 

1. The actual act of snacking on lobster, i.e., consuming lobster as a snack.

2. Another way to describe cunnilingus.

1. I enjoyed a wonderful evening at a winery in Niagara, where snack-lobstering and tasting wonderful wines were the main event.
2. I was hoping I could convince her to participate in a little snack lobstering at my parents' house after the movie.

snack lobstering by Dr HYH July 9, 2010