wonkey hoop

A perfectly normal animal, originating from Heeley's ass. This disgustingnnnnesss of this animal is increased by the fact that heeley willingly takes part in ass rape, with him as the victim.

Get rid of that wonkey hoop dave, you bloody well brought it here and it stinks of cheese and your damn filthy ass.

by i_hate_heeley_man June 11, 2004

Fire Hoop

A hula hoop with 4 to 8 wicks attached that are lit on fire.

My favorite past time is fire hooping.

by yurtgirl June 25, 2009

The Hoodsie Effect

When opposites such as black and white, or chocolate and vanilla, come together to form something amazing. This happens in the musical world all the time and can happen almost anywhere. i.e. Nelly and Tim Mcgraw joinging forces to form the song "Over and Over Again". Also, the frozen treats we all love would be a Hoodsie Effect

Timmy: "Have you heard that song by Tupac featuring Elton John?"

Bobby: "Ghetto Gospel? Ya, that's The Hoodsie Effect at its best."

by mindblaster April 27, 2010

Soupy Hoop

Where after having a serious drinking session the night before (normally with a strong curry), you wake up and shit just pours out of your arse and you are wiping indefinately leading to a soggy/sticky arse

Shit Trev, I had a session last night and I've got a proper Soupy Hoop today!

by Febreeze October 20, 2012

hoopdie

A really pimped out car

Ritesh's infinity is one hot hoopdie!

by Sucker Punch December 18, 2005

hoodshipment

-noun. The act of sneezing three times in a row.

"Larry just had a hoodshipment because he sneezed three times in a row."

by Phyllis P. June 15, 2008

hoop jousting

another name for homosexual bumming

Josh; Hey mike, fancy a spot of hoop jousting?
Mike; go fuck yourself you poof cunt

by uncumo October 15, 2010