flop glop

Menstrual effluent. Can be used as a noun or a verb.

#1 Don't go down on a chick when she's on her period, or you'll get flop glop all over you.

2# I went down on a chick last night and got flop glopped.

by The Master Shake May 31, 2007

Flop your tots

The act of flashing ones bare breasts.

You should flop your tots onto the office window.

by Hinkledorf May 15, 2017

Luxembourgian Waffle Flop

This sinister act requires two females with a combined weight of 450 lbs, a skinny male, preferably one with a high pitched pansy-ass voice, and a total of 2 mustaches and 2.5 beards among the group. First, the heavier female lies on the kitchen counter and spreads boysenberry syrup on her genitalia whilst the lighter one pins the male on the floor below. The heavier one then rolls off the counter onto the male, positioned so that her genitalia is directly adjacent to his mouth. The lighter of the two then gets atop the counter and performs a "flying elbow drop." This step is repeated until the male can muster enough energy to scream the Luxembourgian motto "Mir wëlle bleiwe wat mir sinn!" loud enough for the neighbors to hear and contact the proper authorties.

Chevitz: "Oh mine gourd i merely escaped by thine skin of mine dentals!"

Roscwaltz: "Escaped whet mine lad?!"

Chevitz: "T'was the Luxembourgian Waffle Flop mine dear friend. Thine fat bitches nearly concluded mine life with such!"

Roscwaltz: "Aye."

by Macho Man Randy Sandwich January 02, 2011

put it on a flip-flop

A food good enough to be eaten with a rubber flip-flop and still be good.

"this food is so packed with flavor you could put it on a flip-flop and it would still be palatable" - Guy Fieri

by Fieri, Guy November 06, 2017

fad flop tank

someone on stan twitter who’s tweets do not perform well, overall their account never gets likes and all they use is payola to get interactions.

“did you see redputationaotd after he didn’t use alex’s fancam.. james’ tweets really flopped after that what a fad flop tank”

by dwvibe October 11, 2020

Flip Flop Phil

That typical Civil engineer with the L200 who does no work on site but claims a fat salary every year.

"Bye Flip Flop Phil"

Then you would reply with "SHE KNOWS!"

by YEYEYEET May 29, 2019

bros before flops

same thing as bros before hoes, just this time it's about computers and not hoes

Damn, she wanted to give me a 2080ti if I went home with her, but then I realised I had a meeting with my homie tonight.

bros before flops

by howdy1! January 19, 2022