Failed Abortion

A horrible insult that, if said by a parent to their child, is an indicator of domestic abuse.

"Tasha's father used to call her a failed abortion."
"I'd like to punch that man right in the face."

by DannySnuts51515 February 18, 2019

Fail

An extremley stupid, unfortunatley, very commonly used word in the internet to mean that you suck. Usually seen in mmorpgs, or just any chat based tool in the internet with a stupid idiot on it. I was i dont know why encountered by one of these idiots, and had the feeling of slapping him so hard, I'd make em take a crap.

MMo Nerd: Hey i bet i pwn u noob!

Player: um...i dont really care, i started this game a week ago....

MMo Nerd: HAHA! NOOB YOU FAIL AT LIFE! OWNED. YOU FAIL.

Player: Lol dont care?.... idiot...

MMo Nerd: wow ur a noob lol FAILED AGAIN.

Player: wow...fail? u need to get brain surgery. and btw, ur an idiot nerd.

by Falkounuz October 21, 2008

Fail Sauce

The sweetest sauce of all, or more specifically, the sauce that something is drenched in when they fail epically.

Person 1: Oh sh*t! I just remembered that i slept with Oprah Winfrey last night!

Person 2: Did you enjoy it?

Person 1: Yeah... Yeah, I think I did... I dunno, i was plastered...

Person 2: Mmm... sweet, sweet Fail Sauce...

by Peter Buckett January 23, 2010

Epic Fail Wizard

A person who has gained celebrity status from an example, usually in the form of a youtube video, of them epically failing to do something. They have epically failed with such finesse that they have earned respect from everyone and will continue to remain viral on the interwebs for a long time.

"Yo dude, have you seen that Epic Fail Wizard Mark Gormley on youtube yet?"

"I literally wept the first time I heard his music, dude- it was like hearing an angel that just ate another angel- so it had the power of two angels"

by Mottsap April 21, 2010

Failbook

The new Facebook design.

I can't find any of my applications anymore because I've been switched over to Failbook.

by MLZCL October 27, 2008

Epic Fail

The highest level of failure, period. If you Epic Fail, you can never redeem yourself. You might as well be Falcon Punched just so you can get the rest of your pathetic life over with.

Dude 1: All your base are belong to us.

Dude 2: What?

Dude 1: You don't know "all your base"?

Dude 2: Nope.

Dude 1: EPIC FAIL! FAL-CONE PAWNCH!!!

by damawesome February 5, 2009

failevator

A person who gets out of an elevator on the wrong floor, realises their mistake, then tries to get back in before the doors close.

Dex, failing to concentrate, got out on the wrong floor. He then tried to scamble back into the lift - too late. What a fuckin failevator.

by Forsen January 14, 2009