Jane Fonda

Better known as "Hanoi Jane". This is the bitch who actually went over to Northern Vietnam and gave aid to the enemy Communist soldiers. She also happens to be a liberal; what a suprise.

Hey, Hanoi Jane! I'm not very Fonda you!

by Republican Warrior April 16, 2005

Fondue Finger

Used to describe ones fingers breaking through the toilet paper when whiping their butt.

Eric didn't wash his hands after getting fondue fingers in the bathroom

by jubella November 2, 2010

fontina

A shitty cheese that people add to things to make them seem fancy.

Come to Applebee's for our new Steak and Fontina sandwich!

by FontinaHater27 December 4, 2013

Fondle

touch/handle in a loving or erotic way

“Aaron fondled her all night long {her being *a**a* }

by fancypants1273947 August 12, 2018

Assassin Fone

1. The ultimate fone used by ultimate people. Buyers include Chuck Norris, Samuel L Jackson, Sean Connery, Benicio Del Toro, Russel Crowe, the nine members of the Wu-Tang Clan, Baby from who framed roger rabbit, Keanu Reeves, X-President Regan, Milla Jovovich, And the bald guy from Reign of Fire.
2. A fone that instead of having internet capabilities or hands free set up, has a tazer, retractable spikes, cyanide and arsenic compartments, choke cable, GPS with listings to convienent body dump sites, and a self destruction device.

"What was the man strangled with?"
"It looks like it was done with an Assassin fone!"

by Assassin Fone Inc. January 2, 2009

Crotch Fondling

1;When you "fondle" with someones crotch area.
2;Putting your hand down someones pants and feeling up their privates.

Can also mean when you give someone a handjob, or gentle stroking of the vagina

"Oh hey, I heard Richie M did some crotch fondling with Megan after they got really drunk last night"

by Godlypronouns December 24, 2009

dirty fontes

When a man and woman engage in anal sex, and the man takes his penis and wipes it on the bridge of the woman's nose to form a shit unibrow.

Kyle came back with a girl from the party and gave her a dirty fontes.

by Bubbles Bedubble May 4, 2018