Fontes is a hyspanic surname originating from Portugal and means "source" or "spring". A Fontes is a cool and funny person. Fontes are hardworking, intelligent people that can solve their way out of anything. They can achieve anything they put their minds to and also are super creative and appreciate the arts but are also very logical. They have some dumb sense of humour (for example puns), but it's really cute. Fontes' are rad.
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Will posterize u
Will break ur ankles
Has a wet jumper
Never misses a shot
Will posterize u
Will break ur ankles
Has a wet jumper
Never misses a shot
by The G. O. A. T May 16, 2018
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fontenize(v) - The process of fontenizing
synonyms- word-smithing
antonym- prudezation
fontenize(v) - The process of fontenizing
synonyms- word-smithing
antonym- prudezation
Noun: "Man my professor's fontenization skills are amazing. When he can't think of a proper word to describe what he wants to convey, he just makes on up on the spot. Oh, and they make sense too!!"
Verb: "DUDE, I totally fontenized the word prude so I can have an antonym for this new word!"
Examples of fontenization:
"By the time my friend finally returned from his trip, he was totally fobized. It was as if he had lived there for years."
"In java all objects are newed."
Verb: "DUDE, I totally fontenized the word prude so I can have an antonym for this new word!"
Examples of fontenization:
"By the time my friend finally returned from his trip, he was totally fobized. It was as if he had lived there for years."
"In java all objects are newed."
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you can easily translate it with fucksaw or caresaw, but the strong meaning and sound of the talian word is difficult to imitate. so it's a good way to start speaking italian way!
spam fottesega everytime you need, it's absolutely pure pwnage and you're gonna meet lots of italian friends. and fuck lots of italian girls that will admire you for being regardless, charming and proud.
FOTTESEGA: be proud. say it loud
you can easily translate it with fucksaw or caresaw, but the strong meaning and sound of the talian word is difficult to imitate. so it's a good way to start speaking italian way!
spam fottesega everytime you need, it's absolutely pure pwnage and you're gonna meet lots of italian friends. and fuck lots of italian girls that will admire you for being regardless, charming and proud.
FOTTESEGA: be proud. say it loud
1)
a-"stop drinking! you're already drunk!"
b-"fottesega!"
2)
a-I got 4 GTX580 in sli, now i'm going to crash 3dmark vantage WR
b-fottesega of that lame benchmark
3)
a-stop chatting with your friends on skype and go to bed, tomorrow you have a test
b-mi fottesega, I'll copy from my classmate
a-"stop drinking! you're already drunk!"
b-"fottesega!"
2)
a-I got 4 GTX580 in sli, now i'm going to crash 3dmark vantage WR
b-fottesega of that lame benchmark
3)
a-stop chatting with your friends on skype and go to bed, tomorrow you have a test
b-mi fottesega, I'll copy from my classmate
by 7ornado March 26, 2011
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