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College Clean

The state of clothing or fabric that is not exactly clean, but still not too dirty to use or wear. As most college students are too lazy or broke to clean their fabrics regularly, they will wait until everything is no longer "College Clean" before washing.
Guy 1: hey man didnt you wear that shirt the other day?

Guy 2: yeah, but its fine, its still college clean
College Clean by abesmartazz2 July 27, 2010
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COVID Clean 

So clean that the COVID-19 virus can’t survive
You won’t get sick from my cook’n my kitchen is covid clean.
COVID Clean by Dodeki April 3, 2020

Whiskey Creek Clean Up 

When one makes an even bigger mess while attempting to clean up a previous mess.
Also refers to doing a crappy job.
What a total whiskey creek clean up! Putting peanut shells over your spilled milk in attempts to clean it up.

Work it Clean

A comedic term referring to lack of profanity or other cheap ploys during a stand-up set. Also refers to someone saying something wholly appropriate to you in mixed company, for example in the workplace. Working it clean is a sign of maturity, professionalism, and awareness. Especially relevant for young professionals who's weekend lifestyle is far different from the serious role they portray in the workplace.

An opposite of working it clean is Going Blue.
Co-worker A: Hey, wanna go out and get bombed again this weekend?

Co-worker B: Come on man, work it clean. Let's talk about this at lunch.
Work it Clean by AxlStall December 5, 2011

mr. clean magic eraser 

the best damn cleaner
used to make my shoes sexy and fresh!!!!
That mr. clean magic eraser is so good to get the shit off the wall

Bachelor Clean 

1. A state of tidiness maintained by the average straight, single guy. It is generally acceptable to other heterosexual men, but fails to meet female standards.

2. To quickly hide trash and wipe up spills before visitors show up. A superficial clean-up.
James: Wow Ed, you clean up your place?

Ed: Yep.

Babs: Yea, like maybe a year ago.

Ed: Hey, it's bachelor clean.

Billy Bob knew Daisy was coming over, so he gave his bachelor pad a bachelor clean.
Bachelor Clean by Eric Maan July 17, 2009

oxy clean 

The feeling of relief after finally shitting as a result of a 3 day oxycontin binge.
Billy says he feels a lot better. Nigga is Oxy clean.
oxy clean by moneymills October 16, 2009