Blumpkin

While a man is taking a poop and his partner proceeds to give him a blowjob.

"Hey, I really need to go to the bathroom." "Sweet! Can I come give you a blumpkin?!"

by D Lee052708 May 20, 2009

blumpkin

when a girl gives you head while you are taking a shit on the toilet

give me a blumpkin while i drop a deuce

by mitchey b April 10, 2008

Blumpkin

When you receive head while you are on the toilet taking shit.

Last night my bitch gave me a blumpkin.

by Gun-it_G-unit October 18, 2008

blumpkin 2.0

the process of getting your dick sucked by an obese black man at mcdonalds

tom: hey jake, I heard you ordered a blumpkin 2.0 at the drive thru at mccdonalds

jake: fuck you tom you fuckface

by Topher McTopherson April 10, 2010

Blumpin

1. inspiring awe
2. very impressive

Last nights party was blumpin especially after that girl took her top off.

by x_0 April 23, 2009

Blumpkin Seed-Pie

The shit from a blumpkin cooked into pumpkin pie.

*Liam* Megan go grab my loaf from the toilet from our blumpkin, and make me a Blumpkin Seed-Pie bitch!

by LeakMastah413 October 13, 2009

Blumpkin Patch

A row of toilets in a seedy restroom on the side of a road where one could go to recieve a blumpkin!

Chris Rose went to the blumpkin patch to get a blumpkin.

by SCTLBTN August 10, 2010