Testicide

To commit suicide by shooting oneself in the balls.

"I gotta commit suicide,hmm, testicide anyone?"

by GregTheShowerDemon1 November 20, 2011

testicalation

Male figure being sensitive. As the testicle is very sensitive.

Your testicalation actions prevented you from getting lucky.

by alloveritagain December 2, 2011

testicleless

A word used to state that a someone does not have the courage to do something

- Why won't he make the first move?
- Because he is testicleless, he doesn't have the courage to make the first move!

by KGGman January 5, 2012

Testickler

a small beard, usually found on the douchiest of douchebags, like a goatee, but grown with the idea to provide pleasure to thier partners scrotum during oral sex.

Butch: I really appreciate you growing a testickler for me, Craig!
Craig: no problem, and what nice about it is that the more of your man goo that dribbles on it, the softer it becomes!
Butch: It looks like it's getting split ends?
Craig: Lets fix that up right now, zip, slurp, nom, nom, nom.

by Spanks Johnson February 4, 2012

testicularity

strength, courage, having balls

antonym: ovarity, Pat Shurmer

Joe: "Dude, Check out that chick at the bar"
Manly man: "Oh her? I banged her last week"
Joe: "Man, your testicularity has no bounds"

Madden: "4th and 24 on his own one yard line, and he going for it, now that coach has testicularity"

by Testicularus November 18, 2012

Testicular crossfire

When time travelling, butt fucking Mexicans with lazer beams in their eyes start a war in your front yard

Oh shit! It's a testicular crossfire!

by Time traveling butt fuckingMex June 18, 2013

Testicular Exoskeleton

When your scrote is cold and shrinks up forming rigid creases not allowing To shave properly.

"Man, last night was rough. I couldn't even shave my balls completely due to the testicular exoskeleton I had goin on."

by CardiacBuffalo April 17, 2014