Muddy Gums Murphy

When someone collects the shit from a males ass while giving a blow job, then smears the shit up and down the shaft of the penis while continuing the blowjob, giving the appearance of muddy gums playing the sax.

Frank: "Tanya is so nasty. She loves blowing me like a regular Muddy Gums Murphy"

by Brutto81 November 25, 2017

Murray

To block a projected image on a screen.
Several subtypes exist.

A millimurray indicates blockage of 1/1000th of the image on the screen
An intrinsic murray indicates image blockage with a body part.

"Joe, move your laptop! You're murraying the projector"

by I Like it blue April 4, 2017

Kevin Murray

A mixed drink of Captain Morgan and ginger ale.

I'd like a glass of water, the chicken fingers basket, and a Kevin Murray.

by ErinEek March 1, 2011

Murdalize

To kill in a highly entertaining fashion

Mouse was so mad he murdalized Ruwe by ripping out his lungs

by Mouse February 18, 2003

murse

a man-purse. very fashion-forward right now, seen on many hipster guys. the line between a messenger bag and murse is very fluid - typically a murse is a bit smaller than a traditional messenger, and may have a slightly more stylized look to it. a murse can also be used to carry a laptop computer - one of the reasons it is so popular right now.

"wow, Mark's new laptop fits perfectly into that small bag he carries"
"yeah, that's a great murse. it matches his american apparel shirt."

by Apb24.1 July 23, 2006

'Murica

The mispronunciation of the word America by people with thick southern accents or people trying to be funny or to make fun of overly patriotic Americans.

Foreigner: "What is a 'Murica my good fellow?"
American: "It's bad pronunciation of the word America"
'Murican: "Thuh beyest gawddammed cuntreh owuhn thuh plainet!"

by Muricaman August 20, 2013

Murder a Brown Snake

to take a dump. the brown snake is of course metaphorical of feces due to their similar shapes.

excuse me gentlemen, I need to go murder a brown snake.

by veh-jay-jay February 16, 2009