mittensquad

The goat of Besthesda content.
RIP MITTENSQUAD

Mittensquad was a goat.

by RIP MITTENSQUAD December 18, 2023

Mintermeter

Someone who is reasonably shorter than you, although they are older.
EX: 5’5 person calls a 4’11 person who is older than them a Mintermeter

Hey Mintermeter, can i give you my handme down shoes? Yes I know your older.

by tall emo girl December 30, 2023

Maintenance Jack

A Maintenance Jack is when you're taking a shit and decide to jerk off at the same time.

Justin's tummy was aching, and he was also kind of horny. "Hey guys, I just pulled a maintenance jack on the bowl, feeling much better now!"

by Unwashed_Nuts February 23, 2024

Mitten Toes

A physical deformation that prohibits the individual articulation of the smaller toes, resulting in a formation that resembles a mitten.

I asked my mom to knit another pair of mittens that would fit a size 8 (US) foot for a Christmas gift and she asked wtf that meant... apparently she's never seen my dude's mitten toes!

by msacco September 15, 2024

Minton

A fine-quality porcelain ware produced in Stoke-on-Trent since 1793.

An English minton making ceramic factory was founded by Thomas Minton, Joseph Poulson in 1793.

by anonymous January 3, 2025

Minting

When you take peppermint/mint scented oils and apply it to your balls.
For a fresher feel, but also for a quick way to get hyped

"Hey man, do you want to try minting."

"Hell yeah, that always gets me hype!"

by The_Minter January 19, 2025

Montenegro Moldy Mayonnaise

This substance is when you mix the following items: 15 ounces Smegma, 2 qts Sperm, 5 tbs gonorrhea infested period discharge, 1 liter of dead horse sperm and 2 expired eggs. After mixing the substances, you place it in your cabnit for 2 months, run it through the dishwasher and finally place it in the oven for 20 minutes on 400 degrees F. Finally you consume this disgusting creation with friends and family!

"My Brother and I, Zack, just whipped up some Montenegro Moldy Mayonnaise?"
"Sure"
Opens mason jar lid
"Holy fuck what is that smell, what did you make that out of?"
"Family secrete recipe"

by JamesPage February 18, 2025