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Epic Mealtime

A famous YouTube show/channel about some middle-age men that are cooking up dishes beyond your wildest imagination. The world's biggest quadruple-laired burger..with bacon? 5 Tortillas wrapped within 10 other Tortillas...with bacon? You name it, they've/ll do(ne) it.
Harley: EPIC MEALTIME ON SOME CHOCOLATE CANDY SH*T! WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHOCOLATE, HATER?!

Viewer: *opens a can of tuna*..T_T
Epic Mealtime by YoungRassi July 23, 2011
Having a grainy texture.
This watermelon is mealy,and less enjoyable because of it.
mealy by Cpt.Flint September 18, 2005

mealy mouth 

Someone who speaks indirectly and bowdlerizes. One who beats around the bush.
The opposite of a "mealy mouth" is a "smash mouth", someone who "tells it like it is".
mealy mouth by LudwigVan February 1, 2005

Jerry Meals 

Backround info: The Pirates and Braves are in the middle of an 19 inning classic game when Jerry Meals ends it on one of the worst calls in baseball history by calling Julio Lugo safe at home plate. Long story short...baseball needs instant replay!!!!

1. To completely fuck something up.

2. To crush the dreams of an entire city thats been waiting 19 years for something.
Greg Brown the Announcer: Here comes the throw home, and he got him.... NO HE CALLED HIM SAFE!

Other Announcer: Wow that ump really pulled a Jerry Meals on that call.
Jerry Meals by LetsGoBucs13 July 27, 2011

Travis Scott Happy Meal® 

Cleaning up a woman's period with the quarter pounder bun.
She didn't have any tampons so I helped her out and gave her a Travis Scott Happy Meal®.

jealous mealous 

1. Referred to someone who is in the state of being very strongly envious of someone else's advantages or belongings.

2. Can also be used as a nickname, defined as the above.

1.
Person A: "Gosh, I hate her. She's so talented and she's really pretty and her boyfriend is just amazing..."
Person B: "Ooh, do I hear someone coveting?"
Person A: "Psh, I'm not jealous. Just saying..."
Person B: "Oh, you're such a jealous mealous, don't deny it."

2.
Person 1: "This car sucks... I wish I had one of those nice, shiny sports cars like that one guy has..."
Person 2: "Whatever, Mr. Jealous Mealous..."