zachary marcus

a scene wanna be with a black girl friend.

aj- hey jewqueer
zachary marcus-*runs away for 3 hours*

by bballboy12345 January 22, 2010

dodgy dutch marcus

A dirty dutch "man" who never expedites orders unless they include or involve a degree of rimming. Supposedly he dislikes the idea of rimming, which seems odd considering the amount he asks for it.

"Marcus, please order XYZ immediately, or ASAP."

"Rim me."

by yourboss February 13, 2005

jaquan marcus

A man that will pay u 10 dollars to lick his black assets

Jaquan Marcus asked me to lick his black ass

by Jwnbahabs April 11, 2016

Miami Marcus

If you get a boner when watching Lebron James in a Miami Heat jersey

Man I got a hectic Miami Marcus when I was watching "The Decision" reruns last night

by Miami Marcus January 30, 2018

Straight Marcus

When Marcus defies the laws of physics and stops being gay

Person: have you heard the story about the straight Marcus
Person2: u are mad there is no sush thing as a straight Marcus

by Ultimate dragon slayer of gay September 4, 2018

Mouthful of Marcus

A sexual act when a man ejaculates inside a woman's mouth then she redeposits the semen into the man's anus by blowing it inside.

Last night my girlfriend gave me a Mouthful of Marcus.

by D.v.W. September 21, 2010

Fat boy marcus

Fucking fatass and has the biggest man tits you’ll ever see and is also a fat grease ball.

Man he has big man tits he must be a fat boy Marcus.

by Mr-BLACKDEATH June 6, 2018