conscious uncoupling

A bullshit term used by people who take a relationship/marriage and any children involved lightly to excuse their behavior to people that they consider themselves above.

We will use the term "Conscious Uncoupling" to excuse our selfish behavior to stupid people when announcing our divorce so as to give the illusion of our higher intellect, which in reality, is quite sub-pedestrian in nature. This term will also divert attention away from how we were too lazy to find a way to adjust our self absorbed behavior for the sake of the children affected by this trauma.

by Your Papi May 6, 2014

Constipated Bottle

When a bottle of lotion, toothpaste, or other product that comes in a bottle, wont come out and you have to squeeze it with your hands really hard for it to come out. Usually when its down to the last drop. You have to just keep pushing and squeezing but it will come out eventually.

Guy 1: I cant get the ketchup out of this stupid bottle
Guy 2: dude give it to me *takes bottle*
Guy 1: i don't know if you can its constipated
Guy 2: *grunt* your right its a constipated bottle

by ThatsHot95 May 13, 2010

Conservative Libertarianism

An Ideology that melds Libertarian and Conservative beliefs. This Ideology may also be called Right-Libertarianism or Libertarian Conservatism.

See also Conservative Libertarian

The Republican Liberty Caucus is an example of an organization the believes in Conservative Libertarianism.

by TheConservativeLibertarian November 16, 2010

Consuelo

A beautiful and rare Spanish flower.

Did you see that beautiful Consuelo?

Yes I most certainly did. The most beautiful I have ever seen.

by El Marino February 4, 2010

conspiratard

a person who believes in silly conspiracy theories, such as the moon landing hoax or a flat earth.

Only a conspiratard would think that Coca Cola purposely made New Coke suck for publicity.

by Jack Ape October 17, 2008

constipated

When it feels like you have a tennis ball sized rock in your anus and you just want to relieve yourself of it, but when you sit on the toilet and strain it doesn't come out because it's rock hard and your anus cannot stretch wide enough for it to come out without tearing. Also the reason why I have a hemroid that I'm severely self conscious about & I refuse to have sex with anyone until it shrinks.

FUCK! I've had to shit for days but I'm constipated. I almost feel like puking the turd out.

by Turd Expert April 20, 2009

Conspiracizing

Conspiracizing: Trevonics for when people are plotting against you in a manner much like and/or related to conspiracies, conspiring, conspiracies, or any act the close friends of his father plot on him during camping adventures, or simply conspiring against him.

Nick and Ed were conspiracizing against me to scare me with the fake Rattle Snake.

George Bush and Dick Chaney were {conspiracizing against us this whole time, those bastards!

by International Vagabond June 20, 2008